爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯大全_英語詩歌

　　幽默與笑話是一對雙胞胎,都脫胎於喜劇性這一母體。因而在有些方面很有些相似。下面是小編帶來的爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　It's not my fault

　　Mother ***reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter***: You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

　　Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

　　不是我的錯

　　媽媽***正教訓她的女兒***：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

　　女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。

　　爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　Two Pieces of Cake

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　　兩塊蛋糕

　　湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?

　　媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!

　　爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　哥哥想了一會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

　　爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇四

　　On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

　　在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那麼他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

　　爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇五

　　Son: "Dad, you are available to you on Friday afternoon?"

　　Dad: "What ah?"

　　Son: "mini-school parents have to open the forum!"

　　Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"

　　Son: "It's only a class, you and I participate in!"

　　兒子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空嗎?”

　　爸爸：“什麼事啊?”

　　兒子：“學校要開微型家長座談會!”

　　爸爸：“什麼叫微型家長座談會?”

　　兒子：“就是隻有班主任，你和我參加!”