輕鬆幽默故事

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　　：羅素悖論

　　The great logician Betrand Russell once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1.

　　偉大的邏輯學家羅素曾說過用1+1=1他可以證明一切事物。

　　So one day , some smarty一pants asked him; "0k. Prove that you're the Pope.”

　　一天，幾個自作聰明的人問他:“證明一下你是教皇。”

　　He thought for a while and proclaimed, "I am one. The Pope is one. Therefore, the Pope and I are one.”

　　他想了想，然後說“我是一個人，教皇是一個人，所以我們都是一個人。”

　　：很高興認識你

　　During World War Two, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

　　第二次世界大戰期間，英國的許多青年婦女在軍中服役。瓊·菲利普斯就是其中的一個。她在一個大軍營裡工作，自然結識了許多男人，既有軍官，又有士兵。

　　One evening she met Captain Humphrey at a dance. He said to her, "I' m going abroad tomorrow, but I'd be very happy if we could write to each other.” Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

　　一天晚上，她在舞會上認識了漢弗萊茲上尉。他對她說:“明天我將出國，如果我們能相互通訊，我將非常高興。”瓊同意了。他們書信來往，數月不斷。

　　Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

　　後來他的來信中斷了，但她收到另一位軍官的來信，信中告訴她漢弗萊茲受了傷，現住在英國某陸軍醫院裡。

　　Joan went there and said to the matron, "I've come to visit captain Humphrey.”

　　瓊找到那家醫院，對護士長說:“我來探望漢弗萊茲上尉。”

　　Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

　　“這裡只允許親屬探望病人。”護士長說。

　　“Oh, that' s all right，”answered Joan." I'm his sister.”

　　“哦，那好吧，”瓊回答說:“我是他妹妹。”

　　"I’m very pleased to meet you ,”the matron said，"I' m his mother!”

　　“很高興認識你，”護士長說:“我是他的母親。”

　　：理論與實踐的區別

　　A guy was walking along the street one night, when he came upon a man一a theoretical physicist一on his hands and knees under a streetlight, searching the street. The fellow asked him what he was looking for, and the theoretician replied, "I' m looking for my car keys.” Being a helpful sort, the fellow started searching, too. After a time he asked, "Are you sure you lost them here?"

　　一天晚上，一個小夥子在街上漫步時遇到了一個理論物理學家。只見他正爬在路燈下，像是在尋找什麼東西。小夥子問他在找什麼。那個理論家回答:“我在找我的車鑰匙。”出於好心，小夥子也開始幫著他找鑰匙。過了一會兒，小夥子問:“你確定鑰匙丟在這裡了嗎?”

　　"Of course not,” replied the theoretician. "But at least there's light here.”

　　“當然不是了，”理論家答道，“但是至少這兒有光亮。”