帶翻譯的英語小笑話閱讀

　　笑話作為一種獨特的娛樂方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放鬆心情、緩解疲勞，有利於身體健康。小編整理了帶翻譯的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　帶翻譯的英語小笑話篇一

　　A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to havesome fun with the lad. "What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" askedone of them.

　　"So he won't join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

　　小男孩與驢子

　　一個小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小傢伙開個玩笑：“小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這麼緊幹什麼?”

　　“這樣，他就不會去參軍了。”小傢伙眼都不眨地回答道。

　　帶翻譯的英語小笑話篇二

　　Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-olddaughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"

　　"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."

　　Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"

　　丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。“爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?”

　　“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，”丈夫推諉說。“我們打球只是為了好玩而已。”

　　莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：“那麼，爸爸，誰覺得更好玩呢?”

　　帶翻譯的英語小笑話篇三

　　A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said hismother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got somethingin it."

　　Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.

　　"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."

　　一個男孩放學回家時，覺得肚子痛。“來，坐下，吃點點心，”媽媽說，“你肚子痛是因為肚子是空的。吃點東西就會好的。”

　　一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。

　　“你頭痛是因為你的腦袋是空的，”他那聰明的兒子說，“裡面裝點東西，就會好的。”