兒童英語小笑話小故事大全

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　　兒童英語小笑話小故事篇1

　　A new student who was absent from class because of a long illness met his teacher in the streetand went to greet him: “I’m so glad to see you here, I have missed your classes for so long.”

　　“That’s exactly what all the graduates say to me.” The teacher said with pride.

　　誤解

　　一位因病而長時間缺課的學生在街上見到了老師，向他打招呼說：“在這兒見到您真高興，我有很長時間沒上您的課了。”

　　“所有的畢業生都這麼說。”教師自豪地說。

　　兒童英語小笑話小故事篇2

　　A girl who wanted to terminate her friendship with her boy firend said to him: “Sorry, we don’tseem to have anything in common to continue our friendship.” “But we do have one thing incommon. We speak the same language, don’t we?” the boy replied in a puzzle.

　　共同語言

　　一位姑娘想中斷同男朋友的關係，對他說：“對不起，我們之間似乎沒有任何共同點，無法繼續維持我們之間的關係。” “但有一點是共同的，我們講同一種語言，不是嗎?”男的不解地回答道。

　　兒童英語小笑話小故事篇3

　　Here is a dialogue between Robert and his mistress.

　　Mistress: “In your case, I think, you could have married a much better wife both in appearanceand in intelligence.”

　　Robert: “That being the case, I wouldn’t have come here to meet you.”

　　對話

　　這是羅伯特與他的情婦之間的對話。

　　情人：“按你的條件，你完全可以有一位才貌雙全的妻子”

　　羅伯特：“如果是這樣的話，我就不來這與你幽會了。

　　兒童英語小笑話小故事篇4

　　After a snowstrom had closed all the schools, the teacher asked an eight-year-old boy if he hadused his extra time constructively.

　　"Yes, ma'am." he replied, "I prayed for more snow."

　　我祈禱多下點雪

　　學校因一場暴風雪而關門停課。過後老師問一個8歲男孩是不是積極的利用了空閒的時間。

　　“是的老師，”他答道，“我祈禱多下點雪。”