有趣搞笑的英語短語

　　有哪些英語短語會讓你覺得有趣搞笑的?下面是小編給大家整理的的相關知識，供大家參閱!

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　　1. Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.

　　2. Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.

　　3.Please, Paul, pause for applause.

　　4.“Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?” Shirley said to shelly.

　　5.Do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?

　　6.Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.

　　7.I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.

　　8.A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.

　　9.It is a fine thing to sing in Spring, I think.

　　10.Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.

　　11.I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz.

　　12.In winter the weather in Wales is wild

　　13.I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

　　14.Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.

　　15.Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

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　　1*** Money is not everything. There„s Mastercard & Visa.

　　鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

　　2*** One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 3***Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。

　　4***Love the neighbor. But don„t get caught.

　　要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。

　　5***Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個女人。 6***Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　7***The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

　　8***Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚***聯絡***。

　　9***Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找藉口，今天就要找好。

　　10***Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。***老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈***

　　11***Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

　　12***"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "

　　現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。

　　13***There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

　　14***"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

　　"努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過我不會用自己去證明。

　　15***"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

　　"工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作。

　　16***God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。

　　17***When two„s company, three„s the result! 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是!

　　18***A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

　　19***The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著?

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　　1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。

　　***第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。***

　　2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

　　我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。 ***第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句;第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”;第三個that在這兒相當於名詞;第四個that是關係代詞，引起定語從句。***

　　3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

　　我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

　　4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.

　　我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。

　　***這是一句雙關語。前面的hang together是“團結一致”的意思，後面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。***

　　5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

　　那隻敏捷的棕色狐狸跳過了一隻懶惰的狗。

　　***這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。***

　　6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

　　我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?

　　***這是一句迴文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。***

　　7. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

　　生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題。

　　***這是一種文字簡化遊戲。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. ***

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