兒童英語笑話短文大全

　　兒童都有多動症，越是簡單有趣的東西才越能吸引他們的注意力。簡短的英語笑話會是適合兒童學習英語的優秀素材。小編整理了兒童英語笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　兒童英語笑話短文：Circulation

　　A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said:

　　"Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face."

　　"Yes, sir," the class said.

　　"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

　　A class member shouted, "'Cause your feet ain't empty."

　　兒童英語笑話短文：School grades

　　A little boy wasn't getting good grades in school.

　　One day he surprised the teacher by tapping her on the shoulder and saying, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades somebody is going to get aspanking!"

　　兒童英語笑話短文：Feeding the chickens

　　It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him.

　　Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of a peacock strutting around in the yard.

　　Rushing indoors excitedly, Michael looked for his grandmother.

　　"Oh, Granny," he exclaimed, "one of the chickens is in bloom!"

　　兒童英語笑話短文：Baldness

　　A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.

　　"Mommy, mommy, why doesn't daddy have very many hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

　　"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such adiplomatic explanation for her husband's baldness.

　　Or she was until her son thought for a second and asked, "So, why do you have so much hair?"

　　兒童英語笑話短文：Homework

　　A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."

　　"Well, uh, yes it is." replied Carol. "I made my homework paper into a paper airplane."

　　"Carol, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."

　　"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane washijacked."