關於初一英語笑話小短文

　　笑話作為一種獨特的娛樂方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放鬆心情、緩解疲勞，有利於身體健康。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　篇一

　　妻子要是報紙就好了

　　Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

　　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

　　妻子和丈夫談話，他一天到晚總是看報紙，妻子抱怨說：我要是報紙就好了，那樣我就可以天天在你手裡了。

　　丈夫說我也希望那樣，那樣我就可以每天換一個了。

　　篇二

　　擁擠的商店

　　The Crowded Store

　　It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale ***and some advertising in the local paper*** were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

　　A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.

　　As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

　　一天，一個商店降價大甩賣。人們在開店之前就排在了商店門前，排成了很長的一隊。一個身材矮小的人推擠著想到隊伍的前面，但被推了回來，而且被咒罵著插隊。那個人又一次努力往前擠， 但是又被擠到了最後面，而且下巴被重重的碰了幾下，他對最後一個人說：“如果他們再次這樣對我，我就不去開商店門了!!!”

　　篇三

　　勝者在哪裡?

　　Where is the Winner

　　Customer: This lobster's only got one claw.

　　Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.

　　Customer: Well, bring me the winner.

　　顧客：這隻龍蝦只有一隻爪子。

　　侍者：我猜應該是在打架時弄丟的，先生。

　　顧客：那樣的話，請把那隻勝者請來吧。

　　篇四

　　怎樣把口香糖取出來

　　How do I get the gum out?

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢?”

　　篇五

　　The Absent-minded Professor

　　The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"

　　Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."

　　"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

　　粗心的教授大聲地喊道：“凱特，到黑板前面來!”

　　另外一個學生說：“教授，凱特沒來。”

　　“別說話，讓凱特自己講。”