關於七年級簡單英語笑話

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：Fortieth Birthday

　　A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"

　　She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."

　　"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

　　：Make Like A Frog

　　A seven year old boy goes to the hospital with his grandmother to visit his grandfather.

　　When they arrive, Johnny runs ahead of his granny, and bursts into his grandfather's room.

　　"Grandpa", the boy says, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make the sounds of a frog,"

　　"What for?" asked his Grandpa.

　　"Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disney World"

　　：100 % Chance

　　Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"

　　Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of thedisease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. "

　　"The others all died."

　　：Fireflies

　　Little Johnny, and his grandfather entered the vacation cabin, and kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.

　　Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before his

　　grandfather did, Little Johnny whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The

　　mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights...."

　　：The Medical Convention

　　At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doc says, "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms, and asks how he knew. "Easy, he said, you're always washing your hands." "That's very clever!" she says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist." "Wow, how did you guess?" he asked. "I didn't feel a thing!" she replied.