初中英語笑話小作文閱讀

　　笑話作為一種獨特的娛樂方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放鬆心情、緩解疲勞，有利於身體健康。小編精心收集了初中英語笑話小作文，供大家欣賞學習!

　　初中英語笑話小作文篇1

　　Is he dying?

　　A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.

　　Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.

　　他就要死了嗎?

　　一個男人坐在酒吧裡痛哭流淚。一個朋友走進來問他為何如此傷心。那人哭著說：剛才醫生告訴我，在我的餘生裡都要吃這些藥片。

　　他的朋友很輕鬆地指出，許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥。當然，男人回答說：但是他只給了我十片。

　　初中英語笑話小作文篇2

　　Midway Tactics

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining***毗連的*** shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem***故意的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞*** to ensue.

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.

　　中間戰術

　　三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

　　右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：大減價!特便宜!

　　左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：大砍價!大折扣!

　　中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：***處。

　　初中英語笑話小作文篇3

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　從前有個瞎子。一天，他正在行路時踩著了一隻正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一隻狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這隻狗可真夠長的。

　　初中英語笑話小作文篇4

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.

　　"When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說。

　　“我說‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。”