小學三年級的英語笑話

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,伴隨著網路的普及它已經滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕鬆愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.

　　一個胖男人和一個瘦男人正在為誰更有禮貌而爭吵。

　　the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies

　　瘦男人說他更禮貌，因為他總是向一個女士脫帽致意。

　　but the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

　　但是胖男人說他更禮貌，因為無論何時他起身給女士讓座總是能讓兩位女士同時坐下。

　　篇二

　　The tree is known by its fruit.

　　視其果，知其樹。

　　The sir hostess was in the small kitchen at the back of the aeroplane preparing the trays for lunch when a little old lady came and spoke to her.

　　空姐正在飛機後部的小廚房內準備午餐的托盤，一位小個子老太太走過來對她說。

　　A:Could you please tell me where the ladies' lavatory is in this plane?

　　請問你能告訴我飛機上的女衛生間在什麼地方嗎?

　　B:Yes ,madam.It is right at the other end of the aeroplane at the front.

　　哦，夫人，就在飛機的那一頭—在前邊。

　　*** The little old lady went too far. She walked all the way to the front of the aeroplane, opened the door in front of her, and~the captain of the aeroplane and the other officers. They~all busy at their work and did not see her. She went out again , shut the door and returned to the air hostess.

　　小個子老太太走過了頭，她一直朝飛機的前部走去了。拉開面前的門，看見機長和其他機務人員。他們都忙於自己的工作，沒有看見她。她又走了出來，關上門，回到空姐那裡。***

　　A:Oh, didn't you find it, madam?

　　噢，你沒有找到衛生間，夫人?

　　B:YeaI did. But there four men in the ladies' lavatory watching television.

　　我找到了，但是衛生間那兒有四個男人在看電視。

　　篇三

　　幸運的母親

　　A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening，she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter，but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.

　　一位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受飢餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑麵包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬塗在麵包上。

　　Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said，"When I was a small girl like you，Lucy，I was always given either bread and butter，or bread and jam，but never bread with butter and jam.”

　　母親看了女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說道，“露茜，當我像你一樣小的時候，總是吃麵包加黃油，或者麵包加果醬，從來沒有面包既加黃油又加果醬。”

　　Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly，"Aren’t you pleased that you’ve come to live with us now?”

　　露茜看了母親一會兒，眼中露出伶憫的神情，然後她柔聲說:“您現在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎?”

　　篇四

　　時間對豬有什麼意義?

　　Whats time to a pig?

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, I see that your pig likes apples, but isnt that quite a waste of time? The farmer replied, Whats time to a pig.

　　篇五

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”