分享英文版的爆笑雙語笑話

　　網際網路不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。正是由於我們有這樣的需要，網路笑話得以繁榮興盛。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　I Could Do It Slower

　　Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

　　Dentist: Fifty dollars.

　　Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

　　Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

　　我可以幹得慢一些

　　病人：拔一顆牙收費多少?

　　牙醫：50美元。

　　病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?

　　牙醫：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以幹得慢一些。

　　篇二

　　Appointment of the Perfect Continuous ***約會完成進行時***

　　A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right***當然***. Gee***表示驚奇，讚賞等***, how are you men all always asking***always和進行時連用表示強烈情緒*** this question?"

　　一個小夥子問前來赴約的女孩：“你是第一次和男孩子約會嗎?”“那當然了。咦，怎麼你們男孩子都愛問這個問題呀?”

　　篇三

　　Attended One Thing And Lost Sight Of Another***顧此失彼***

　　Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion***後坐***, who was dainty***精製的，秀麗的*** and cute ***伶俐的，招人喜歡的***children program hostess. A devoted ***虔誠的，熱心的*** audience recognized him suddenly, saying "hello" passionately:" Hi, you pick up your child back?"

　　新聞聯播節目主持人王寧下班後騎摩托車回家，車子後面帶著他的女友，嬌小玲瓏的少兒節目主持人劉純燕。一位忠實的觀眾忽然認出了他，熱情地打招呼：“嗨，把孩子接回來了?”

　　篇四

　　A Fall Into the Pit,Not Gain In the Wit ***吃一塹，不長一智***

　　A policeman escorted***押送，護送*** a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist***慣犯*** put forward to buy a of pack cigarette. The policeman pondered ***長時間考慮，深思*** seized the chance to escape last time like so. Hum, Cut it out***少來這一套***. Therefore he said to the prisoner:" You wait here, I go to buy." While coming back, he found the repeater***慣犯*** missing still.

　　一個警察押著一個慣犯來到一個小山村。見村頭有家雜貨店，犯人提出要進去買包香菸。警察想：你上次就是這樣藉機逃跑的，哼，少來這一套。於是，他對犯人說：“你在這等著，我進去買。”回來時，犯人還是不見了。

　　篇五

　　But…***但是……***

　　For showing the concern to soldiers’ life, General Barton made a casual check to thewarrior ***武士，戰士***dining room, he pointed at a cauldron ***大鍋***saying," let me taste the soup inside."" But, General...... " But me no buts!" Before the KP***炊事值勤員*** said over, he picked up the ladle and swilled ***大口喝，痛飲***," Too nonsensical! How can you let fighter drink this? It is simply pigwash***泔腳*** water!"" I just tell you that it is pigwash water, but …… "

　　為顯示對士兵生活的關心，巴頓將軍對戰士食堂搞了一次突擊檢查，他指著一個大鍋說，“我嚐嚐裡面的湯。”“可是，將軍……” “沒什麼‘可是’!” 沒等炊事值勤說完，他就拿起勺子喝了起來，“太不象話了，怎麼能給戰士喝這個?它簡直就是刷鍋水!”“我正想告訴您它是刷鍋水，可是……”