有關教師節的英語笑話

　　教師節文化是一種節慶文化、尊師文化和師德文化。教師節文化對師德建設具有一種潛移默化的而又巨大的影響力,它以文化手段傳遞人們的精神追求和價值取向、溝通教師的思想情感、規範教師的行為。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

　　老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天為什麼遲到了!

　　Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

　　湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。

　　Teachear: John, what about you?

　　老師：那麼你呢，約翰?

　　John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

　　約翰：老師，我不能動啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。

　　篇二

　　Teachear: John, what about you?

　　老師：那麼你呢，約翰?

　　John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

　　約翰：老師，我不能動啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。

　　篇三

　　Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

　　老師：吉米，你那篇關於“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥寫的一模一樣。你是不是抄你哥的?

　　Jimmy: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

　　吉米：老師，我沒抄襲。文章一樣是因為我們寫的是同一條狗啊!

　　篇四

　　Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.

　　湯姆：好訊息，老師說今天不管下雨還是天晴我們都要考試。

　　John: So what's great about that?

　　約翰：那有什麼好高興的?

　　Tom: It's snowing outside!

　　湯姆：因為現在外面在下雪!

　　篇五

　　A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class. Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible. Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap. Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.

　　He had no trouble with discipline that term.

　　我有一位作教師的朋友弄傷了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。開學的第一天，他的身上還穿著石膏罩。他被分派教最不守紀律的班級。他很自信地步入亂哄哄的教室，把窗子儘可能大地開啟。就在這時，一陣強風把他的領帶吹得飄起來。為了固定領帶，他拿起黑板擦，把一個大頭釘透過領帶砸入他的胸膛。

　　那學期在他的課上，沒有不守紀律的。