經典的英語笑話故事大全

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　　經典的英語笑話故事：Milk

　　There were three guys hitchiking along the roads of a plain, boring field because their car overheated from the long drive. Exhausted, hungry, and thirsty from the long walk, they weredesperately willing to stay over anywhere. Fortunately, they saw about a mile ahead of them a cow ranch, filled with hundreds of cows. They decided to stay there for the night. So they looked for the main office to ask the ranch owner if they could stay for the night. However, the ranch owner left for the day and no one was there. Too tired from their journey, they decided rather to sleep with the cows than walk forever. They each slept under a cow.

　　One guy said, "I'm hungry and thirsty, what will we eat and drink?"

　　Another guy suggested to drink the milk from the cow since they were lying beneath the milk sac. So they began to suck and drink.

　　The first guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and now I'm full."

　　The second guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and now I'm full."

　　The third guy said, "My cow's milk doesn't taste quite right."

　　The first and second guy then said to the third guy, "Well, try another nipple, that one probably has no more milk."

　　The third guy in a confused state exclaimed, "But how come my cow has only one, long, nipple!?"

　　經典的英語笑話故事：Hunting Bears

　　A Pole and a Chezck go bear hunting. When they don't come back their friend go looking for them.

　　They find two tracks leading into the wood and follow them to a clearing. There are two guns on the ground and blood all over and they realize that the bears must have eaten their friends.

　　There is a loud crashing noise and a much roaring and the two bears ***a male and a female*** rush them. Blasting away with the guns the friends kill the female while the male gets away.

　　They find on cutting open the female the remains of their Polish friend. This can only mean one thing...

　　The Chezck is in the male

　　經典的英語笑話故事：Who Runs Faster?

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. One of the guys took out a pair of Nikes from his bag and started to put them on. The other guy, with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun it, I just have to run faster than you."

　　經典的英語笑話故事：One Side of the Case 一面之辭

　　A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. "I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge. "Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head.

　　"You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time."

　　一位法官問我們這群修補陪審員是否有人應當免權。一個人舉起了手。 “我的左耳聽不見。”那人告訴法官。 “你的右邊耳朵聽得見嗎?”法官問道。那人點了點頭。 “你將被允許加入陪審團，”法官宣佈。“我們每次只聽一面之辭。”

　　經典的英語笑話故事：A doctor and a lawyer

　　A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments***疾病*** and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

　　After an hour of this, the exasperated***激怒的*** doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

　　"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

　　The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.