英語笑話帶翻譯小學

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。小編整理了小學英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic***閣樓*** and the garage."

　　史密斯去找他的老闆。“老闆，我們家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子讓我修閣樓和車庫。”

　　"we're short-handed, smith." the boss replies. "i can't give you the day off."

　　“可我們很缺人，史密斯。”老闆答道，“我不可能放你的假。”

　　"thanks, boss," says smith, "i know i could count on you!"

　　“謝謝，老闆。”史密斯說，“我就知道你會幫我。”

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　at the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. he closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.

　　我在一家電臺工作。經理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我預試一下我們準備購買的一套新的音響效果裝置。他關上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。

　　after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal***瘋狂的*** screams, hysterical***歇斯底里的*** laughter, pleading and gunshots. when i finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again?

　　聽了幾個常規的音響效果後，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求聲和槍聲。最後我開門出去，從經理祕書旁邊經過時，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了?

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　a: i saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.

　　a：我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋溼。

　　b: oh, that must be a very big umbrella.

　　b：啊?那一定是把很大的傘吧!

　　a: no, it wasn't raining.

　　a：不是，當時並沒有下雨。

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇四

　　There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

　　一位高齡老人開著車在高速公路上駕車時，接到了妻子打來的電話，妻子焦急地告訴他說，“赫爾曼，小心!我剛從電臺上聽到報道說，在280號公路上有一個瘋子正在開車逆行!”

　　Herman says,"I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

　　赫爾曼說，“我知道，可是不是一個，而是成百上千個!”