經典英文笑話笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　作文課

　　The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on "The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Saw".The student who，of all the members of the class，seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishing speed. It was short and to the point. He had written:"The most beautiful thing I ever saw was too beautiful for words.”

　　在作文課上，學生們被佈置寫一篇題為“我所見到過的最美的東西”的文章。在整個班級中看起來對美最不敏感的那個學生用令人吃驚的速度第一個交了卷。這篇文章短而扼要。他寫道:“我所見到過的最美的東西美得無法用語言來表達。”

　　篇2

　　游泳者

　　The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed.

　　老師給同學們講了一個小故事，說一個人早飯前要在河裡游泳，橫渡三趟。約翰尼笑了。

　　"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that"asked the teacher.

　　老師問道:“你不相信一個游泳很好的人可以做到這個?”

　　"No，sir，"answered Johnny，"but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."

　　約翰尼回答說:“不是，老師，但我不明白他為什麼不遊四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊。”

　　篇3

　　一幅抽象畫

　　One day in a drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.

　　一天美術課上，老師要同學們畫一幅抽象畫。

　　After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but saw nothing，only a piece of white paper.

　　一會兒工夫，一個小男孩交了他的作品。老師看了看。可上面什麼也沒有，只不過是一張白紙。

　　“What did you draw”said the teacher.

　　“你畫的是什麼呀?”老師說。

　　“A cow eats grass.”the boy answered.

　　“牛吃草。”孩子答道。

　　“Where is the grass2”

　　“草呢?”

　　“The cow has eaten it up.”replied the boy.

　　“牛把草吃光了。”孩子說。

　　“Well，but where is the cowl”the teacher asked again.

　　“那麼，牛到哪去了?”老師又問。

　　“It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water.”

　　“吃完草，牛便喝水去了。”