關於幽默英文笑話集錦

　　冷笑話不同於一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編整理了關於幽默英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於幽默英文笑話：Riding With An Indian

　　A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of Oklahoma when her car broke down.

　　An Indian came riding by on horseback and offered to give her a lift to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

　　The ride into town was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a loudwhoop that echoed back from the surrounding hills.

　　When they arrived in Bartlesville, he let her off at the local Phillips 66 service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

　　"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

　　"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

　　"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback."

　　關於幽默英文笑話：Kuweit Wedding

　　A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the GulfWar, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.

　　She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for an explanation.

　　"This is marvelous," said the journalist."What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?"

　　Replied the Kuwaiti woman: "Landmines"

　　關於幽默英文笑話：Cheating Wife

　　Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"

　　Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

　　"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."

　　"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."

　　"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.

　　"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

　　"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"

　　"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that verytricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

　　"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"

　　"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"

　　關於幽默英文笑話：A Human Car Performance

　　Three women were talking about their love lives.

　　The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."

　　The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."

　　The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."

　　關於幽默英文笑話：Religious Tits

　　A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'

　　'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

　　'Type?' inquires the man 'There is more than one type?'

　　'Look Around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.

　　'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras,' replied the salesclerk.

　　Confused, the man asked what were the types.

　　The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?'

　　Still confused the man asked 'What is the difference between them?'

　　The lady responded 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains out ofmole hills.