關於一年級英語笑話欣賞

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  英語笑話是人們重要的交際手段,它能夠讓說笑話的人從眾人中脫穎而出。小編整理了關於一年級英語笑話,歡迎閱讀!

  關於一年級英語笑話:堅持不懈是一種美德

  Perseverance is a virtue

  Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

  When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

  關於一年級英語笑話:搞不懂女人

  I'll never understand women

  Max sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?"

  "I'll never understand women." Max said. "The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted."

  "Wow!" said the bartender. "But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me."

  "Well," Max went on, "I thought about it and sent her home to her Mother. Now she won't even speak to me."

  關於一年級英語笑話:不要相信醉漢說的話

  A drunken person

  Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.

  Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

  Wife: I love you, dear.

  關於一年級英語笑話:親愛的,沒什麼新鮮事

  Nothing new, dear

  Nothing new, dear

  A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked: “Anything new at work?” He replied: “no, I am teaching History.”

  關於一年級英語笑話:左耳進右耳出

  One ear in and the other out

  "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

  "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."

  

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