簡短有趣的英文笑話短文

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　　篇1

　　學校成績單

　　The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:"English，poor; French，weak; Mathematics，fair;”And he gave a glance of disgust at the weakling lad.

　　父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學習成績單，他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情:“英語，差;法語，差;數學，中。”他厭惡地瞥了一下正在發抖的兒子一眼。

　　"Well，dad，”said the son，“It is not as good as it might be，but have you seen that”and he pointed to the next line，which read:“Health，excellent.”

　　“爸爸，”兒子說，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項了嗎?”他指了指下一行:“健康狀況，優。”

　　篇2

　　五分鐘我能說什麼

　　Five Minutes

　　當我們接到長途電話賬單時，發現我們的女兒凱西經常給她在外地上大學的男朋友打長達60分鐘的電話。“從現在開始，”她爸爸嚴厲地說，“你今後打電話的時間限制在五分鐘之內。”

　　When we got our long一distance phone bill，we found that our daughter，Cathy，had been making 60一minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on，”her father said firmly，"Your calls are limited to five minutes.”

　　“爸爸，五分鐘我能說什麼呀?”凱西哀號著說。

　　“Dad，what can I say in five minutes”Cathy wailed.

　　“你撥電話給我。”他回答。

　　"Call me back.”He answered.

　　篇3

　　睡前禱告

　　Julia was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God，"she said，“Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly.”

　　朱麗葉在做睡前禱告。“上帝啊，”她說道，“讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都吧。”

　　Her mother interrupted and said，"Julia，why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?”

　　媽媽打斷她說:“朱麗葉，你為什麼要求上帝讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都呢?”

　　And Julia replied，“Because that is what I put in my geography exam!”

　　朱麗葉回答說:“因為我在地理考卷上是這麼寫的。”

　　Naples

　　n.那不勒斯***義大利南部港市***