淺顯易懂的英語小笑話閱讀

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編精心收集了淺顯易懂的英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　淺顯易懂的英語小笑話篇1

　　Three pastors

　　三個牧師的故事

　　Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summerstarted I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away.

　　三個南部的牧師在一家小餐館裡吃午飯。其中的一個說道：“你們知道嗎，自從夏天來臨，我的教堂的閣樓和頂樓就被蝙蝠騷擾，我用盡了一切辦法----噪音、噴霧、貓----似乎什麼都不能把它們趕走。”

　　Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I’ve been hadthe place fumigated, and they still won’t go away.

　　另外一位說：“是啊，我也是。在我的鐘樓和閣樓也有好幾百只。我曾經請人把整個地方用煙燻消毒一遍，它們還是趕不走。”

　　The third said, I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen oneback since!

　　第三個牧師說：“我為我那裡的所有蝙蝠洗禮，讓它們成為教會的一員......從此一隻也沒有再回來過。”

　　淺顯易懂的英語小笑話篇2

　　The Fourth Element

　　第四元素

　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

　　老師：自然界的四大元素是什麼?

　　Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

　　學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。

　　Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

　　老師：和什麼?想一想， 你用什麼洗手的?

　　Student: Soap!

　　學生：肥皂。

　　淺顯易懂的英語小笑話篇3

　　Boxing and Running

　　拳擊和賽跑

　　Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, soI’m teaching my boy to fight."

　　丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。”

　　Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also beentaught how to box."

　　朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?”

　　Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

　　丹：“我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑呢。”