簡單的英語小笑話帶翻譯大全

　　笑話會使日子好過一點。還有，一些尷尬的氣氛也可以用幽默的笑話來解決。小編整理了簡單的英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡單的英語小笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.

　　麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理髮館理髮，但這是違反辦公室規定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理髮。一天，正當麥爾斯理髮時，經理碰巧也進來理髮，而且就坐在他旁邊。

　　"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

　　"你好，麥爾斯，"經理說。"我看到你在上班時間理髮了。"

　　"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."

　　"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認了。"可先生，你看，頭髮是在上班時間長的。"

　　"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."

　　"不全都是吧，"經理立刻說，"有一些是在你自己的時間裡長的。"

　　"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."

　　"對呀，先生，你說得很對。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，"但我並沒有把頭髮全都剪掉啊。"

　　簡單的英語小笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　　喬和佛瑞德在一個村子裡幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三明治。

　　good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

　　下午好，先生。你們想要點什麼?櫃檯後面的伺應問道

　　。

　　joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

　　喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?

　　yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.

　　好的，可以。佛瑞德說。然後他轉過去跟櫃檯後面的侍應說：我要啤酒裝在一個乾淨的杯子裡!別忘了。

　　the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?

　　櫃檯後面的侍應倒滿杯子後，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：剛才哪一位要乾淨的杯子的?

　　簡單的英語小笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me.

　　一個人給一家他計劃在假期裡停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，

　　He is well-groomed and very well behaved.

　　它很乾淨很有教養，

　　Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

　　你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”

　　An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years.

　　旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經營旅館很多年了，

　　In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.

　　狗從沒偷過毛巾，床單， 餐具，或者牆上的畫。

　　I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.

　　我也從沒有在半夜因為狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，

　　And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.

　　狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。

　　Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.

　　實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館

　　And, if your dog will vouch for you,

　　如果它為您擔保

　　you're welcome to stay here, too."

　　也歡迎您來。