簡潔的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　And Modest Too

　　也要謙虛為懷

　　"The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon,

　　“我要結婚的物件必須要像所羅門王一樣聰明，

　　as mighty as Hercules,

　　像赫克力士一樣強壯，

　　as brave as Admiral Nelson,

　　像納爾遜上將一樣英勇，

　　and as graceful as Nureyev. "

　　並和蘇聯芭蕾舞蹈家諾瑞耶夫一樣優雅。”

　　"How fortunate we met! "

　　“很幸運能見到你!”

　　篇2

　　A Proud Father

　　驕傲的老爸

　　The concerned father was puzzled because his son s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college,

　　一位關心兒子的老爸對於念大學的兒子成績每況愈下一直想不懂，

　　so he called the dean to find out what was wrong.

　　因此他拜訪了學院的院長，想了解究竟問題在哪裡。

　　"Weil, sir," replied the dean, who always tried to be diplomatic,

　　說話總是講求圓滑的院長回答說：

　　"I've got some good news and some bad news.

　　“先生，我有好訊息和壞訊息要告訴你。

　　The bad news is that your son's become the most flagrant homosexual on campus,

　　壞訊息是令郎乃是聞名校內的同性戀者，

　　and spends all his time chasing after the lads on the football and basketball teams. "

　　他成天只知道追求足球隊和籃球隊的男孩子。

　　"My God, that's horrible!"

　　“我的老天爺，太可怕了!”

　　"But the good news is he's just been elected Queen of the Homecoming Parade ! "

　　“但好訊息是他剛被選為歡迎球隊返校遊行的皇后!”

　　篇3

　　Wait till Next Year

　　等明年再說

　　The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.

　　一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報紙。

　　"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.

　　“親愛的，你聽過這則新聞嗎?”她問道。

　　"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.

　　“似乎是一個男的為了看馬刺隊的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門票。

　　You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"

　　你不會那麼做吧，親愛的?”

　　"No way," answered the husband.

　　“我才不會那麼傻呢!”先生答道。

　　"The season's almost half over."

　　“今年球季幾乎都過了一大半了."