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　　經典篇

　　Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?

　　He can't read

　　On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

　　The outside

　　What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

　　Cool!

　　What is never used until it's broken?

　　An egg

　　What's a skeleton?骨架

　　It's a lot of bones without the person on them!

　　What is dark but made by light?

　　A shadow

　　What can you break with only one word?

　　Silence

　　What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

　　The light

　　A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket Why?

　　Because the truck driver was walking

　　Where can milk be best stored?

　　In a cow

　　精選篇

　　Which can move faster, heat or cold?

　　Heat, because you can catch cold easily

　　What's the hardest thing about learning skating?

　　The ice

　　What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

　　A map

　　What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

　　The temperature

　　What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

　　It never eats

　　Why is writing called handwriting?

　　If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting

　　If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

　　Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one

　　How many great men have been born in London?

　　None Only babies

　　When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

　　When you have a hole in your pocket

　　The greater it is, the less it can be seen What is it?

　　Darkness

　　The more you take away, the bigger I become What am I?

　　A hole

　　Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

　　A priest牧師

　　最新篇

　　Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

　　I myself

　　What has teeth but cannot eat?

　　A comb

　　What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

　　A farmer

　　What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

　　Teapot

　　What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

　　Short

　　What person does every man take his hat off to?

　　A barber

　　Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

　　Because he wants to go to high school

　　What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

　　Water

　　What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

　　A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down

　　Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

　　Because he's dead

　　A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left Why?

　　Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away

　　What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

　　Nothing Because I'm a woman

　　What always travels on foot?

　　A shoe

　　Where can happiness always be found?

　　In the dictionary

　　What is higher without a head than with a head?

　　A pillow枕頭