兒童英語笑話小故事

　　英語小故事本身的趣味性可以提高孩子們對於英語的學習興趣。今天小編在這分享一些給大家，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　Real Play

　　When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater‘s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: "The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television."

　　逼真的戲劇

　　我在北達科他州立大學教戲劇入門課時，要求學生們去看學校劇團當時的演出，並寫一篇評論。一場極為精彩的演出後，一名學生寫道：“這部戲劇是如此逼真，以致於我認為我自己是坐在家裡的沙發上，從電視上看到的。”

　　A Silly Man

　　一個愚蠢的人

　　Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch from a tree.

　　弗雷德走在上學的路上。路過一個公園時，他看見一個人在鋸一棵大樹的樹枝。

　　“Hi, it is dangerous.” Fred shouted. “After you cut off the branch, you will fall, too.” But the man didn’t believe him, and said angrily, “Go away, you little thing. It’s none of your business.”

　　“嗨，你這麼做很危險的。”弗雷德喊道：“你鋸了那樹枝後，你會摔下來的。”而那個人不相信他，憤怒地說：“快走開，小東西，沒有你的事。”

　　Fred could do nothing, so he left. He didn’t go far before he heard something crashed. He rushed back and found the man lying on the ground.

　　費雷德沒趣地離開了。他沒有走多遠就聽見一聲響，他急忙跑回去，發現那個人躺在地上。

　　Fred asked some men for help. They carried the man to the hospital.

　　弗雷德找了人幫忙。他們把這個男人送到了醫院。

　　Are Flies Yummy?

　　Tony and his father are eating dinner.

　　Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”

　　Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”

　　But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”

　　蒼蠅好吃嗎?

　　託尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

　　突然，託尼問他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”

　　爸爸皺眉說：“我想不好吃。你怎麼會問這個問題?這可是一個愚蠢的問題。”

　　可是託尼說：“剛才你盤子裡有一隻蒼蠅。”