英語小笑話短一點精選

　　現代人傳統笑話講膩味了,於是流行起一些冷冷的東西。冷笑話有點無厘頭,有點後現代,有點不知所云,讓人有點冷……下面是小編帶來的短一點的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　短一點的英語小笑話篇一

　　喂狗 For the Dog

　　For the Dog

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　喂狗

　　一家人在飯館裡吃過晚飯，父親把服務生叫了過來。

　　”先生，什麼事?“服務生問。

　　”我兒子的盤子裡剩下許多肉，“父親說，”能給我們一個袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“

　　”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動地叫喊著。”咱家養狗了嗎?“

　　短一點的英語小笑話篇二

　　我要做的一切就是付錢 !All I do is pay

　　All I do is pay

　　"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,and my daughter is foreign secretary."

　　"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is yourposition?"

　　"I’m the people. All I do is pay."

　　我要做的一切就是付錢

　　布朗先生告訴同事說：“我的家簡直就象一個國家一樣。我妻子是財政部長。我岳母是作戰部長，我女兒是外交祕書。”

　　“聽上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說，“那你的職務是什麼呢?”

　　“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。”

　　短一點的英語小笑話篇三

　　瘋人院 The Looney BinThe Looney Bin

　　Late one night at the insane asylum ***瘋人院***one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"

　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"

　　Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

　　瘋人院

　　一天晚上，在瘋人院裡，一個病人說：“我是拿破崙!”另一個說：“你怎麼知道?”第一個人說：“上帝對我說的!”一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來：“我沒說!”

　　短一點的英語小笑話篇四

　　一個英國人 Englishman

　　Englishman

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

　　一個英國人

　　一天晚上，一個英國人從他住的旅店房間裡走出來。來到走廊上，叫旅店的服務員給他拿一杯水來。服務員按他的要求做了。英國人回到了他的房間裡，幾分鐘後 他又來到走廊上，讓服務員再給他送一杯水。服務員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國人就走出房間重複他的要求。 半小時之後.這位感到驚訝的服務員決定問問房客要這些水乾什麼，英國人不謊不忙地回答：”沒什麼.只不過是我的房間裡起火了。“

　　短一點的英語小笑話篇五

　　計劃你的將來 Make your fortune

　　Make your fortune

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　"How did that help?"

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　計劃你的將來

　　“你是怎麼計劃你的將來的?”

　　“我變成一個富人的合夥人，他有錢，我有經驗。”

　　“那有什麼用?”

　　“現在他有經驗了，我有錢。”