短一點的英文小笑話閱讀

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編精心收集了短一點的英文小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　短一點的英文小笑話：The Carburator

　　A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible.

　　That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored

　　and she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paint job. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?

　　At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.

　　"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?" "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."

　　"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.

　　"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.

　　Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK... How many times a week do I have to do that?"

　　短一點的英文小笑話：In Front of a Pop Machine

　　A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine...

　　"You're a dumb-looking button!" "You don't have much of a future, either!" "You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button!" "I've got better looking buttons than you in my dresser drawer!"

　　Thinking she flipped her lid, her boyfriend walks over to see what the fuss is about.

　　"What in the heck are you doing?" her boyfriend asks.

　　The blonde quickly points to the sign on the front of the machine that reads... "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE".

　　短一點的英文小笑話：On the Other Side

　　A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across.

　　She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"

　　The blonde shakes her head and yells back - "People like you really piss me off. You ARE on the other side!"

　　短一點的英文小笑話：You don't want the usual?

　　A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar.

　　She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking for a while.

　　Suddenly, the woman passed out cold on the stool. The bartender had a sudden thought, and so he cautiously looked around.

　　Seeing that no one was around, he closed up the bar, and took advantage of the situation.

　　The next night, the bartender was, again, working the late shift, but some of his friends stopped by, so he told them

　　about the previous night and his good time with the blonde woman. All of a sudden, the blonde walks in again. The bartender motions to his friends that she is the same lady. The

　　lady sits down at the bar and orders another Coors. Eventually, she passes out. The bartender closes up shop, and him and all

　　his friends take their turns.

　　The next night, the bartender is working the late shift. His friends show up, with all of their friends, and so there is a huge crowd in the bar. The woman walks in again, orders a

　　Coors, drinks it, and then passes out. So, the barender closes up shop, and everyone has a turn.

　　The next night, even more people are waiting at the bar. The woman walks in and orders a Budweiser.

　　The bartender, his plans foiled, asks, "You don't want the usual?"

　　She looks at him for a minute and shakes her head. "No. Coors makes my pussy sore!"