關於聖誕的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編精心收集了關於聖誕的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於聖誕的英語笑話篇1

　　limited knowledge 聖誕老人知識有限

　　as we were putting out cookies for santa on christmas eve, i accidentally dropped one. "no problem," i said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "you can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "don’t worry. santa will never know." he shot me a look. "so he knows if i’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"

　　平安夜那天，在我們分發餅乾時，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒關係。”我一邊說，一邊撿起來，並在放回盤子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那麼做。”我四歲大的孩子爭論道。“別擔心，聖誕老人不會知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說他知道我有沒有做壞事，而他不知道餅乾掉在地上過?”

　　關於聖誕的英語笑話篇2

　　christmas eve service 平安夜禮拜

　　just as i began my christmas eve service, the electricity in the church failed. the ushers and i found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. then i reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "now, where was i?" a tired voice called out, "right near the end!"

　　就在我開始平安夜禱告時，教堂停電了。教堂裡的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然後我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記後，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”

　　關於聖誕的英語笑話篇3

　　It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,

　　“What is your offense?”

　　“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.

　　“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

　　“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner

　　聖誕佳節到來，法官心情愉悅的問受刑人：

　　“你做了什麼壞事啊?”

　　“我今年聖誕節購物早了些。”犯人回答。

　　“那並不事件壞事”，法官說：“到底多早之前啊?”

　　“商店開門之前。”犯人答道。

　　關於聖誕的英語笑話篇4

　　If you have not received my Christmas present, it has to be because of - your socks have a big hole! Bu Bu it fast! !

　　中文：如果你今天沒收到我的聖誕禮物，那一定是因為--你的襪子有個大洞! 快補補吧!!