關於英文笑話短文欣賞

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　　關於英文笑話短文：A Smart Tortoise

　　A tiger is hungry, he is looking for food. He sees a frog in front of him.

　　“Ha ha! A frog! My dinner!” so he rushes at the frog.

　　Behind the tiger, there is a tortoise. The little tortoise sees it; he bites the tiger’s tail.

　　“Ouch!” cries the tiger and he looks back. The frog hears the voice and jumps into water.

　　“Thank you, little tortoise.” says the frog.

　　But the tiger is very angry. “Bother it! I’ll throw you to the sky!”

　　“Thank you, I like flying in the sky,” says the tortoise.

　　The tiger stops, “I will throw you into the river.”

　　“Oh,no! I can’t swim; I will die if you throw me into the water.” The tiger threw the tortoise into the water quickly.

　　“Thank you, Mr. Tiger. Bye-bye.” The tortoise and the frog swim away together.

　　聰明的烏龜

　　一隻老虎很飢餓，他正在尋找食物。他看到一隻青蛙在他前面。

　　“哈哈!一隻青蛙，我有晚餐啦!”於是，他補向青蛙。

　　在老虎的後邊，有一隻烏龜。小烏龜看見了，他猛咬一下啊老虎的尾巴。

　　“哎呦!”老虎疼得叫起來並回頭看看。此時青蛙聽見了老虎的聲音，他迅速跳進水裡。

　　“謝謝你，小烏龜。”青蛙說。

　　大事老虎十分憤怒：“討厭!我要把你扔到天上去。”

　　“謝謝你，我喜歡在天空飛翔。”烏龜說。

　　老虎停下來：“那我就把你扔到到水裡。”

　　“哦，不!我不會游泳，如果你把我扔井水裡我會死的。”老虎很快就把烏龜仍進水了。

　　“謝謝你，老虎先生，再見!”烏龜和青蛙一起遊走了。

　　關於英文笑話短文：All Except the Music

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

　　"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

　　除了音樂

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”

　　“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”

　　關於英文笑話短文：edtime Prayers

　　睡前禱告

　　Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."

　　朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝，”她說，“讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都吧。”

　　Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital ofItaly?"

　　媽媽打斷她說：“朱莉葉，你為什麼求上帝讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都呢?”

　　And Julie replied, "Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!"

　　朱莉葉回答說：“因為我在地理考卷上是這麼寫的。”

　　關於英文笑話短文：The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said

　　that two and four were six too....."

　　新老師

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。

　　"媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"