經典的搞笑英文笑話短文

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。任何一個民族都有它獨有的笑話。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：Obstetrician Visit

　　Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

　　After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."

　　"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

　　"No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

　　：Things Were Tougher Then

　　There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother.

　　"Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job."

　　"Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!"

　　"Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

　　：Gifts For Your Teacher

　　On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher.

　　The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?"

　　"That's right!" said the boy.

　　Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of candy?"

　　"That's right!" said the boy.

　　Next the liquor store owner's son handed her his box.

　　She shook it, held it up, and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "I bet I know what it is. Is it wine?"

　　"No," said the boy.

　　She touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it Champagne?"

　　"No," said the boy.

　　"I give up. What is it?"

　　The boy grinned. "A puppy!"

　　：Jimmy's Not Stupid

　　Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

　　Little Jimmy stood up, alone.

　　Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"

　　"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."