經典幽默英語故事四則

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　　經典幽默英語故事：懶惰的結果

　　Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

　　媽媽:約翰尼，你今天放學以後為什麼被留下了?

　　Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.

　　約翰尼:老師叫我們寫一篇題為“徽惰的結果”的作文，我交了一張白卷。

　　經典幽默英語故事：後悔

　　Little George was his dad asked him why.

　　一天喬治哭了，他爸爸問他怎麼了。

　　“I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.

　　“我丟了五便士。”喬治哭著說。

　　"Never mind，” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”

　　“沒關係。”爸爸和藹地說。“我再給你五便士。”

　　At which George howled louder that ever.

　　但喬治哭得比以前更響了。

　　"Now what is it?" asked his dad.

　　“這是怎麼了?”爸爸問。

　　"I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”

　　“我後悔剛才沒說丟了十便士。”

　　經典幽默英語故事：他贏了

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　湯姆:約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　湯姆:真糟糕，怎麼回事?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　約翰尼:我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

　　經典幽默英語故事：睡前禱告詞

　　Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”

　　朱莉葉在做睡前祈禱。“禱告上帝。”她說:“讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都吧。”

　　Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam”

　　她媽媽打斷她說:“朱莉葉，你為什麼求上帝讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都呢?”朱莉葉回答說:“因為我在我的地理考卷上就這麼寫的。”