帶題目的簡單英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：求婚

　　A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'

　　The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.

　　一男生向一女生髮誓：親愛的，請你一定要嫁給我，不然我會死掉的

　　女孩拒絕了。六十年後，那個男生死掉了。

　　：I Don't Like Her

　　Bob goes to a new school.

　　One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.

　　“I don't like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”

　　我不喜歡她

　　鮑勃的去了所新學校。

　　一天，他回到家，他媽媽問他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”

　　“不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因為她先說3加3等於6，然後她又說2加4等於6.”

　　：Count Tomorrow Morning

　　It's a right. John is looking at the sky.

　　Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”

　　John says, “I'm counting stars.”

　　Tom laughs and says, “It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”

　　明天早上數

　　這是一個晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。

　　湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰：“你在幹什麼?”

　　約翰說：“我在數星星。”

　　湯姆笑著說：“現在天空太黑了。你為什麼不等到明天早上再數呢?”

　　：Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

　　Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

　　Jack: Certainly.

　　Tom: And why?

　　Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

　　湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

　　傑克：當然應該了。

　　湯姆：為什麼?

　　傑克：否則他就該跟我借了

　　：吝嗇鬼

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.”

　　“Why use my elbow and foot?”

　　“Well, gosh,” was the reply, “You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?”

　　一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。”

　　“為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答