有關簡單英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

　　"孩子，你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?"

　　"沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進，一個耳朵裡出，所以我要把它堵在裡面。"

　　篇2

　　"I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth ."

　　"Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"

　　"Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office ."

　　"對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。"

　　"20美元!為什麼?不是說好只要4美元。"

　　"是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了。"

　　篇3

　　TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?

　　John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子?

　　約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。

　　篇4

　　he lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

　　"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

　　教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了："讓我向進化論者提個問題--如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那麼現在尾巴到哪裡去了?"

　　"我來試試看，"一位老太太說。

　　"該是我們在這裡坐這麼久把它們磨掉了吧。"

　　篇5

　　he lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

　　"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

　　教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了："讓我向進化論者提個問題--如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那麼現在尾巴到哪裡去了?"

　　"我來試試看，"一位老太太說。

　　"該是我們在這裡坐這麼久把它們磨掉了吧。"

　　篇6

　　A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket.

　　一群遊客被領著參觀一所瘋人院。在院子裡他們遇見一個人，他長著一雙瘋狂的眼睛，頭髮蓬亂，正狂熱地設法逮住蒼蠅，把它們裝在他的口袋裡。

　　His was a sad case，said the attendant.Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man.

　　他的病很慘，陪同人說。在他當兵打仗的時候，他的妻子拋下他的家和另一個男人私奔了。

　　Terrible，said a visitor.

　　真可怕，一個遊客說。

　　Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

　　不久他們來到一間安上軟墊的小屋前，聽見裡面傳出野獸般的怒吼。

　　That's the other man，said the attendant.

　　這就是那另一個男人，陪同人說。

　　篇7

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　生日

　　教授：你的生日是什麼時候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。