非常爆笑的英文笑話精選

　　英語笑話並不是中文笑話的翻版,因為面對同一則笑話,有可能外國人哈哈大笑而中國人卻無動於衷,英語笑話中的幽默其實也是我們融入另一種文化的視窗。下面是小編帶來的非常爆笑的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　非常爆笑的英文笑話篇一

　　Half Price 半價

　　Jack1: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.

　　John: How is that?

　　Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.

　　傑克：我女兒的音樂課對我來說是一筆財富。

　　約翰：怎麼說?

　　傑克：這讓我用半價買下了鄰居的房子。

　　非常爆笑的英文笑話篇二

　　Money and Friends 錢和朋友

　　A: Which do you find more important1, money or friends?

　　B: Friends, of course2.

　　A: Why?

　　B: I can always borrow3 money from friends.

　　A：錢和朋友，你認為哪個更重要?

　　B：當然是朋友了。

　　A：為什麼?

　　B：我總能從朋友那兒借到錢。

　　非常爆笑的英文笑話篇三

　　死而復生的兔子

　　This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbors house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

　　A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stammers***口吃，結巴*** and says, "Um...no...um...what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

　　一天一個人下班回家，發現他的狗嘴裡叼著鄰居的寵物兔。兔子死了，這個人很驚慌。他想鄰居一定會責備他的。於是他打掃了現場，把兔子拖進屋，給它洗了個澡，吹乾兔毛。再把兔子放回鄰居家的兔籠，希望他們以為兔子是自然死亡的。

　　幾天後，鄰居在外面問這個人，“你知道Fluffy死了嗎?”這個人覺得很尷尬，假裝清白說到：“嗯，呃，沒有，怎麼了?”鄰居說，“我們有一天發現它死在籠子裡了。但奇怪的是，在我們埋葬它的第二天，有人把它挖出來了，洗了個澡，又放回了它的籠子。這附近一定有一個很神經的人。”

　　非常爆笑的英文笑話篇四

　　Don't Pay the Bill 不交水費

　　Tom: How can I stop water from coming into my house.

　　Sam: Don't pay the water bill.

　　湯姆：我怎麼才能阻止水進入我的房間?

　　山姆：不交水費。

　　非常爆笑的英文笑話篇五

　　We weren't looking for the same thing

　　A teenager lost a contact lens1 while playing basketball in his driveway.

　　After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted***勇敢的***, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."

　　孩子在車庫打球時掉了一隻隱形眼鏡。

　　找了一會兒，他告訴母親找不到了。母親出去了，幾分鐘以後，拿著隱形眼鏡回來。“媽媽，你是怎麼找到的?”孩子問。“我們找的不是同一件東西，”母親回答，“你找的是一小片塑料，而我是在找150塊錢。”