小學經典英語笑話故事

　　笑話是一種特殊的言語交際型別,它以間接的、隱含的方式來傳遞交際意圖。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　少了一品脫

　　A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American.

　　有個旅行者在穿越南達科這州時，在一家膚血站獻了血.獻血後他坐在一張小床上休息。這時，他見到另一個人前來獻血.那個人看起來好像是美國的本土人。這個旅行家於是就和他攀談起來。“你是不是住在路那邊的蘇族印地安人保護區?”

　　The tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?"

　　“沒錯兒。”那人回答.

　　"Yes，"the man replied.

　　“你是百分之百血統的蘇族印地安人嗎?”

　　"Are you a full-blooded Sioux?"

　　“噢，不能完全這麼說?. "那人說:“我現在就缺少了一品脫的血.”

　　"Well，actually，no，"said the man. "Right now I'm a pint low. "

　　篇二

　　不必再看眼科醫生了

　　It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me.

　　我己經很多年沒做眼睛檢查了。我妻子總是催我去掛個號。她越是督我，我越是耽擱不去。最後，她替我掛了個號。

　　The day before I was to see the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.,

　　在我去見醫生的前一天，我的情緒特別好。我對妻於又是親又是抱，還說她是我眼裡最漂亮的女人.

　　"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."

　　她說:“這回眼睛沒問題了，那我現在就去把號退了。”

　　篇三

　　After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.

　　我和丈夫約翰從內布拉斯加搬到密西根後，我們新認識的朋友們總為他們美麗的林蔭大過引以為榮.他們嘲諷我們的中西部平原荒涼、貧瘩，連株枯樹都沒有。後來我父母從內布拉斯加的老家來看我們，我問他們對旅途的感受。

　　What a boring drive，"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees."

　　我父親抱怨著:“枯澡，乏味，一進入密西根，除了樹什麼都沒有。”