好玩的英語小笑話有翻譯

　　民間笑話的根本功能在於引人發笑,在這個使人緊張而倍感壓抑的商品經濟時代,笑話成了撫慰人焦灼靈魂的一劑良藥。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　A grandmother gave a water pistol as a birthday gift to her grandson.So he was squeezing and squashing it evenwhere, splashing all over,and the mother was very ,very disturbed.

　　外婆送給孫子一枝玩具水槍作為生日禮物。結果孫子拿著水槍玩耍，噴得到處都是水，讓媽媽非常生氣。

　　she looked sternty at her own mother,the grandmother."I.m surprised at you,mother!"

　　她板著臉看著自己的母親說道：“媽，您讓我感到很詫異!”

　　"Why?”Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" The grandmother said,"Yes dear,I remember!"

　　“怎麼啦?”“您不記得以前我們是如何用水槍讓您抓狂的嗎?”“親愛的，我記得啊!"

　　篇二

　　The two boys were camping in the backyard. when they couldn't figure out what time it was,the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud."

　　兩個男孩子在後院露營，他們不知道那會兒是晚上幾點鐘。於是，一個男孩對另外一個說：“我們大聲唱歌就行了。”

　　"How will that help?"said the second boy.

　　那樣就會知道是幾點嗎?“第二個男孩問。”

　　"Just do it,"insisted the first.

　　只管唱吧。啊第一個堅持道。

　　Both boys broke into song,singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later,a neighbor threw open her window and shouted ,"Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

　　兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居開啟窗戶喊道：“小聲點!你們不知道現在是凌晨蘭點嗎?”

　　篇三

　　In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gloam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher,eh ?"said

　　he. "Madam,I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write '1 went through a red light' five hundred times."

　　在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭裡，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由於開車闖紅燈被開了***。女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校考師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎?女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的願望了。到那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈500遍。”

　　篇四

　　, What does C-A-T Spell?

　　老師：比利，C-A-T拼出來是什麼詞?

　　Billy：Don't know,sir.

　　比利：不知道，先生。

　　 does your mother keep to catch mice?

　　老師：你媽媽用什麼逮老鼠?

　　Billy：Atrap,sir.

　　比利：捕鼠夾，先生。

　　Teacher: No. What animal is fond of milk?

　　老師：不對，不對。什麼動物非常喜歡喝牛奶?

　　Billy：The baby,sir.

　　比利：嬰兒，先生。

　　Teacher: You stupid! What was it that scratched your sister's face?

　　老師：你真笨!是什麼東西抓破了你妹妹的臉?

　　Billy：My nails,sir,

　　比利：我的指甲，先生。

　　Teacher: You're putting me out of patiencel Do you see that animal in the yard? then tell me,what does C-A-T spell?

　　老師：你真叫我生氣!你看院予裡是什麼動物7告訴我，C-A-T

　　拼出來是什麼字?

　　
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