簡單的英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話大概可以分為兩類,好笑的和不好笑的。講笑話的人也可以分為兩類,逗別人笑的和自己先笑的。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　總感到口渴

　　“I had an operation ,"said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible said the friend ."Got any pain?" "No ,but I am always thirsty!"

　　一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裡了。”“真是太糟糕了!一朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”

　　篇二

　　A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar ,and orders a double martini on the rocks.

　　一個生意人走進一家酒館，在吧檯坐下，點了一杯加冰的雙料馬提尼酒。

　　After he finishes the drink,he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.

　　喝完，那生意人往自己襯衣的口袋裡瞥了一眼，然後歹讓服務員把杯子滿上。

　　After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

　　喝完，生意人又往自己襯衣的口袋裡瞥了一眼，然後又讓服務生幫他把杯子倒滿。

　　The bartender says,"Look,buddy, I'II bring ya'martinis all night long " but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies，"l'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, l know it's time to go home."

　　這時酒館的服務生說話了，“哦，老兄，我整個晚上給你倒馬提尼都沒有問題，但你得告訴我，你為什麼在點下一杯酒前都要往自己襯衣的口袋裡偷偷看那麼一眼呢。” 這位客人回答道，“我看的是我老婆的一張照片。如果照片上的人開始變得好看起來，那就說明我喝得差不多了，該回家了。”

　　篇三

　　A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot ,the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you ?"The man said, "Yeah ,l've come to activate your phone lines."

　　一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。他租用了漂亮的辦公室，還在辦公室裡放了古董作裝飾。一天，這位年輕人正在辦公室裡面坐著，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。為顯示他是個成功的老闆，這位年輕人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣，開口就是高價。最後，他掛上聽筒卮問進來的那個人：“您有事嗎?”那人說，“有事，我是來給你開通電話的。

　　篇四

　　There once was a young man who went to his girlfriend's house and said to her father, Sir,may l ask your permission to marry your daughter?"And the father said, "No way. There's no way my daughter is going to marry an actor. That's finall" But the boy begged him, u Please, before you make a final decision, would you at least go to see me perform tonight and then decide ?"So the father said,"OK,fairenough." So that evening the father took his daughter to the theater to see the young man perform, and after the performance, he took his daughter backstage into the young man's dressing room and said, “OK, you can marry my daughter, no problem." The young man was beside himself and so happy that he said, "Yes, sir, but why?"And the father said, “Because you're no actor."

　　有一個年輕人到他女朋友家，對女友的父親說：“伯父，請您把女兒嫁給我好嗎?”女孩的父親回答：“不!我女兒絕不能嫁給一個演員，不用再說了!”但是男孩請求他說：“拜託您至少先我今晚的表演，再做最後決定好嗎?”那位父親說：“好吧!這要求不過分。”當天晚上，這位父親就帶著女兒去劇院看年輕人的演出。表演結束後，他帶女兒到後臺的演員化妝室，告訴年輕人說：“沒問題，你可以娶我的女兒。”年輕人欣喜若狂地說：“太好了!是什麼原因讓您同意呢，?”這位父親回答：“因為你不是當演員的料!”

　　
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