有關於簡單的英語笑話欣賞

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  有關於簡單的英語笑話:Insulted Wife

  The 50-ish wife comes up to her husband and says, 'So, Harvey. What do you think of my new bra-less look? Does it make me look younger?' 'It does!' Harvey says. 'It pulls all the wrinkles out of your face!'

  有關於簡單的英語笑話:When She Starts To Look Good....

  A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini.

  After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

  The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

  有關於簡單的英語笑話:Birth Control Pills

  A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills.

  "Ma'am, how old are you?"

  "I'm 75."

  "What possible need do you have for birth control pills?"

  "They help me sleep better."

  The doctor looked perplexed. "Just how do birth control pills help you sleep?"

  "I sneak them into my granddaughter's orange juice every morning!"

  有關於簡單的英語笑話:Men Aren't Dogs...

  What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

  After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

  有關於簡單的英語笑話:She's So Vane

  The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."

  

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