關於短小的英語笑話加翻譯

　　英語笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其中短小的英語笑話最受大家的歡迎。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：Prize 獎品

　　Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.

　　"A prize? What for, dear?"

　　"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I saidthree."

　　"But an ostrich has only two legs."

　　"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."

　　小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學校回家來了。“這是獎品，媽媽。”他解釋道。

　　“獎品?因為什麼得的。親愛的?”

　　“因為自然課得的。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿，我說有三條。”

　　“但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊。”

　　“我現在知道了。但其他學生都說有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案。”

　　：I'll Carry You Down

　　我會把您背下去

　　My 15-year-old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don't you feel well, Mom?" he asked with concern. "No, I don't," I said. "Well, don't you worry about dinner," hereassured me. "I'll carry you down to the stove."

　　我十五歲的兒子放學後連跑帶顛地跑回家裡發現我躺在床上。“媽媽，您覺得不舒服嗎?”他關心地問。“是的，我有點不舒服，”我說。“那麼，您別擔心晚飯了。”他向我打保票說：“我可以把你背到樓下的爐灶前去。”

　　：Who's Afraid Now?

　　是誰害怕?

　　A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half-year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves.

　　The first night they spent in a hotel, the father moved his bed close to the boy's and when they were both tucked in, he turned out the light. After a few minutes, a little voice said, "It surely is dark, isn't it?" "Yes," said the father, "It's pretty dark, but everything is all right." There was silence for a few more minutes, and then a small hand reached over and took the father's hand, "I'll just hold your hand," said the little boy, "In case you get frightened."

　　一位鄰居告訴我們，他曾帶著兩歲半的兒子旅行。這是父親頭一次帶著兒子單獨出門。

　　他們住在旅館的第一個晚上，父親將自己的床移近兒子的床。他們掖好被子後他就關了燈。幾分鐘之後，一個細小的聲音說：“屋子裡真夠黑的，是不是?”“是的，”父親說，“屋裡是夠黑的，但是一切都正常。”又過了一會兒，一隻小手伸過來握住父親的手。“我握住你的手，”小男孩說，“免得你害怕。”

　　：What do I get?

　　我能得到什麼?

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

　　Tommy: Quarters.

　　Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

　　Tommy: Hamburger.

　　老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?

　　湯米：四塊。

　　老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什麼呢?

　　湯米：漢堡。

　　：A portrait of God

　　A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper.

　　When his mother asked what he was doing, he answered immediately and with considerable pride: "I am drawing a portrait of God."

　　Being surprised and afraid, his mother said: "You cannot do that. No one has ever seen God. No one knows how God looks."

　　But the little boy replied complacently: "Well, when I get through, they will know."

　　一個小男孩拿著鉛筆和紙在畫一幅素描。

　　他的媽媽問他在幹什麼時，他馬上很自豪地回答說：“我在畫一幅上帝的肖像。”

　　他的媽媽既驚訝又害怕，說：“你不能這樣做的，沒有人見過上帝，誰也不知道上帝是什麼樣子。”

　　可是小男孩得意的回答：“等我畫完了，他們就會知道啦。”

　　上帝的畫像