關於高一英語笑話加翻譯

　　英語笑話是日常生活中常見的一種幽默。它可以拉近人與人之間的距離，增添人與人之間的樂趣。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：孩子的觀點

　　A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: "On Their Way To School''.

　　"It must be mistaken, I bet. They must be on their way home after school. I'm sure of this." the boy concluded.

　　一個小男孩正在看報紙上的一張照片。照片中是一幫孩子揹著書包，高高興興地走在路上。照片下面一排小字寫著：“上學路上”。

　　小男孩總結說：“我打賭，一定是搞錯了。他們肯定是在放學的路上，我肯定。”

　　：The remaining sheep

　　剩下的羊

　　The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be left?"

　　"None," called out little Mac. The teacher said: "I am surprised that you can't count correctly. I know that you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now."

　　Little Mac said: "You know arithmetic, teacher, but you don't know sheep. I know that if one sheep jumped, the rest will follow it to do the same."

　　老師說：“如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧場上去吃草，有5只羊跳出了圍欄，還會剩下多少隻?”

　　小麥克大聲回答說：“一隻都沒有。”老師說：“我很驚訝，你竟然不會算數。我知道你的算術很好的，現在竟會出錯。”

　　小麥克說：“老師，你懂算術，但你不瞭解羊。英語小故事我知道，若是有一隻羊跳了出去，其餘的就會跟著她跳出去。”

　　：Don't bother me

　　別煩我

　　One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office.

　　He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought with other boys. He kindly said: "Why do you have a black eye, little man? I am sorry to see that?"

　　Unexpectedly the boy replied angrily: "Don't bother me. You go home to feel sorry for your own little boy-he has got two!"

　　有一天一個好心的人下班回家時，在他居住的小區裡碰到一個神色慌張的小男孩。

　　他注意到這個孩子像是剛和別的孩子打過架，就親切的對他說：“小傢伙，你怎麼會有個黑眼眶呀?看到你這樣，我很為你難過?”

　　不料這個小男孩竟然氣沖沖地回答說：“別煩我。你回家去為你自己的小男孩難過吧。他有兩個黑眼眶。”

　　：Naive reasoning

　　天真的推理

　　A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some of your gray, papa?"

　　"Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty," said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson.

　　The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: "Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys."

　　有個人給他的兒子，一個4歲的男孩講故事。小男孩注意到他父親的頭上有一縷白髮，就問道：“爸爸，你的頭髮怎麼是白的?”

　　他的父親想趁機給他上一堂教育課，就回答說：“爸爸的小男孩每頑皮一次，爸爸頭上就會長出一根白頭髮。”

　　小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地說：“哦，我知道爺爺為什麼有那麼多白頭髮了。我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮。”

　　：Can you eat any more

　　你還能吃嗎

　　In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bowl of rice, then one more bowl. After having eaten the third bowl, you have felt full to the throat. At this time, can you eat any more?"

　　One of the students asked: "Is there any dish?"

　　化學課上老師講解溶劑與溶質的關係：“一定的溶劑只能溶解一定的溶質。比如說，你吃了一碗飯，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已經飽了，你還能吃下去嗎?”

　　有個學生問：“還有菜嗎?”