關於高一的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話以其短小的篇幅,洗練的文筆,幽默的情節,獨有的魅力吸引著我們每一個人,成為大家茶餘飯後的調味劑。本文是關於高一的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於高一的英語笑話：I can't Cook It 我沒法煮它

　　It's sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. "Great! Oh, it's so heavy!" Miss Cat says happily.

　　The fish is plucked out of the river. "Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!" She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

　　At the time Mr. Horse goes by and sees it. "What do you set it free?" He asks. "Because my pot is too small. I can't cook it," Miss Cat says.

　　這是春天裡一個陽光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊著。

　　魚被拉出來了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河裡，又繼續釣魚。

　　這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“為什麼你把魚放了?” “因為我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這麼大的魚。”貓小姐回答說。

　　關於高一的英語笑話：A proof 證明

　　A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was there, but the clerk did not give it to the man. "How can I know that the letter is for you?" he asked.

　　The man took a photo of himself from his pocket, and said, "I think now you know who I am?"

　　The clerk looked long at the photo and then said, "Yes, that is you. Here is your letter."

　　一個人去鄉村郵電所取掛號信。 信來了，可工作人員卻不給他。“我怎麼知道這信是你的?”工作人員說。

　　這人從口袋裡拿出自己的一張照片，說，“我想你知道我是誰了吧?”

　　工作人員一會說：“這的確是你，信給你吧!”

　　關於高一的英語笑話：What A Way To Go

　　There are two guys in a bar...one says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!!!"

　　"Whoa, what the heck happened to him?" asks the other guy.

　　"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

　　"What a horrible way to die!" says the other guy.

　　"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

　　"What a way to go, that's terrible!"

　　"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

　　"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

　　"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."

　　"Man, what a way to go!"

　　"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted -- 10,000 volts shot through him."

　　"Now that is one awful way to go!"

　　"No no, he survived that..."

　　"Hold on now, just how did he die?" asks the other guy.

　　"I shot him!" the first guy exclaims.

　　"You shot him? What the heck did you shoot him for?"

　　"The son of a gun was wrecking my house!"