英語超簡單簡短小笑話

超簡單簡短小笑　　近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在網際網路、電視節目、書籍雜誌上廣泛流傳。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

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　　為了美好的夢想 For The Good Dream

　　The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.

　　"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.

　　"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.

　　"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."

　　農業學校的招生辦主任在面試一個上線的學生，“你為何要選擇這個職業?”他問。

　　“我夢想以經營農場來賺一百萬元，就像我父親一樣。”這個學生回答說。

　　“你父親經營農場賺了一百萬元?”主任驚詫地問道。

　　“沒有，”這位申請人回答道，“他總是夢想著賺到這個數目。”

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　　袋鼠的能力

　　The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll build the fence?"

　　"I don't know, " said the kangaroo. "Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.

　　動物園為剛引進的袋鼠建了一個特殊的八英尺高的圍牆。但是第二天早上，人們發現這動物在圍牆外面蹦跳著。於是圍牆高度增加到十五英尺，但袋鼠還是跑了出來。動物園經理甚感惱火，又叫人把圍牆高度加到三十英尺，但袋鼠還是逃了出來。一個長頸鹿問袋鼠：“你認為他們會把圍牆建到多高?”

　　“我不知道，”袋鼠說，“如果他們繼續開著大門，可能要修到一千英尺吧。”

　　學習

　　The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll build the fence?"

　　"I don't know, " said the kangaroo. "Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.

　　動物園為剛引進的袋鼠建了一個特殊的八英尺高的圍牆。但是第二天早上，人們發現這動物在圍牆外面蹦跳著。於是圍牆高度增加到十五英尺，但袋鼠還是跑了出來。動物園經理甚感惱火，又叫人把圍牆高度加到三十英尺，但袋鼠還是逃了出來。一個長頸鹿問袋鼠：“你認為他們會把圍牆建到多高?”

　　“我不知道，”袋鼠說，“如果他們繼續開著大門，可能要修到一千英尺吧。”

　　欣賞

　　A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they were crossing a farmer's field, a bull charged them. The wrestler grabbed the bull by the horns, and they went down in a snarling heap. Finally the bull jumped up and ran away.

　　"Wow," said the friend, "that was quite a tussle. "

　　"Yeah," the wrestler replied, "and if I hadn't had that last drink, I would have gotten that guy off his bicycle.

　　一個鬥牛士在一個小鎮拜訪他的朋友。一天夜裡他們在酒館裡呆的時間稍長了一點。他們不想搭車，就決定步行回家。他們在穿過一片農田時，一頭牛向他們衝過來。鬥牛士抓住了牛的兩隻角，他們扭打在一起。最後牛跳起來跑了。

　　“哇，”他朋友說，“好一場搏鬥哇。”

　　“哦，”鬥牛士回答說，“要不是我多喝了一杯，我非把那傢伙從自行車上拽下來不可。”