關於爆笑的英語笑話的閱讀

　　笑話由於其滑稽可笑的特點而為人們長久以來所喜愛。而人們對笑話的熱衷與喜愛也促使人們在開懷捧腹的同時對笑話為何能夠使人發笑這一問題進行思考。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　知音

　　After friends of mine landed at busy Newark Airport，they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation，the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

　　我的幾個朋友到達紐約機場時，好一陣子的工夫都沒能找到人搬執行李。正在絕望之際，我丈夫掏出了一張五美元的紙幣在空中向人群揮動。

　　In an instant，a skycap was at his side. "Sir,"observed the porter,”you certainly have excellent communciation skills."

　　很快，一個高個子來到了他的身邊，“先生，”那搬運工說:“您傳遞資訊的水平太高了。”

　　篇二

　　在珍珠港受傷

　　While vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands, I visited the World War II memorial atop the sunken U. S. battleship Arizona，a monument to those who died in the attack on Pearl Harbor. On board, I slipped on a stair-way and injured my thumb.

　　在夏威夷島度假時，我參觀了二戰紀念館。這個館建在戰爭中被打沉的美軍戰艦Arizona號上，以紀念那些在珍珠港戰鬥中死亡的將士們。參觀完上岸時，我在臺階上滑了一跤，把拇指劃破了。

　　Back home，with the thumb still not healing properly，I called my doctor for an appointment. When I was asked the nature of my illness，I thought I' d give the background and began,"I was injured at Pearl Harbor..."

　　回到家後，我的拇指仍然沒有癒合。於是，我預約了大夫。去看大夫時，我需要說清受傷的原因。我覺得要想把話說清楚必須要從頭講起，於是我這樣開了頭:“在珍珠港，我

　　受了傷……，，

　　" Well，”the nurse interrupted.“It took you long enough to report it !"

　　“噢，”護士打斷了我的話說，“怎氣過了這麼多年，你才把它說出來?”

　　篇三

　　為母親約會

　　When the young waitress in the cafe in my building started waving hello every day，I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I.

　　在我工作的大樓裡有間咖啡館，那兒的女招待每天見到我都向我打招呼。我因此受寵若驚。要知道她至少要比我小15歲。

　　One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over，she asked，"Are you single?"

　　有一天，她見到我後，朝我招手示意讓我過去。於是，我便走了過去。她問我，“你現在是單身嗎?”

　　Why，yes,"I replied，smiling at her broadly.

　　“對，是單身。”我滿臉堆笑地說。

　　" So is my mom，”she said.”Would you like to meet her?"

　　“我母親也是，”她說:“你願意不願意見見她。”

　　篇四

　　沒有反應

　　My mother and I returned to my parent's house late one evening to find my father，my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep. Mom had forgotten her house keys，so we knocked loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car-horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house.

　　有一天晚上，我和媽媽回來得很晚。我們發現爸爸、上大學的哥哥、十歲的弟弟都睡覺了。可是媽媽卻忘記帶鑰匙了。於是，我們就大聲地叫門。先是在前門叫，然後又跑到後門去叫，到旁門叫，都沒動靜。我們大聲地喊爸爸的名字，按汽車喇叭，鄰居都被吵醒了，但是家裡仍無人回答。

　　We drove into town and phoned home, waking Steven.When we got back，he let us in. Dad was in bed，snoring，with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off.

　　沒辦法，我們只好開車進城，從城裡往家打電話，這才叫起了哥哥斯蒂文。回家後，他給我們開了門。爸爸在床上鼾聲如雷，電視機開著。媽媽輕輕地把它關上。爸爸立刻醒來。“別關電視，”他說:“我在看呢。”

　　Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off,"he said. "I'm watching it !"

　　篇五

　　受騙

　　While traveling in Maine，I stopped in a coastal village to mail a birthday card. According to the pickup schedule on the box outside the tiny post office，I had missed the daily mail truck by five minutes. I went inside to ask about it.

　　在緬因旅行時，我來到一個海邊的小村莊寄一張生日卡。從小郵局外邊的信筒上所寫的時間看，剛好在五分鐘前郵車從這裡把信取走了。我急忙奔進郵局，詢問這一情況，“彆著

　　急，信件要到下午才被取走呢。”女郵遞員很正經地說。

　　"Don't worry. Mail doesn't go out until later this afternoon,"the postmistress said in a no-nonsense tone.

　　“可是外面的郵筒上明明寫著取信的時間是上午八點半。”我說道。

　　“But the sign on the box says that it's picked up at 8:30 in the morning,"I said.

　　“噢，”她解釋道:“那是我每天從那裡取出把它們拿到這裡的時間。”

　　"That's when I pick up the mail from the box and bring it in here，"she explained.