爆笑英語對話笑話精選超搞笑的

General 更新 2024年11月25日

  笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面是小編帶來的爆笑英語對話笑話,歡迎閱讀!

  爆笑英語對話笑話篇一

  男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?***這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?***

  女:Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.***抱歉。這個週末我頭疼。***

  男:Can I have your name?***直譯:我能有你的名字嗎?***

  女:Why? Don''t you already have one? ***為什麼?你不是已經有一個了嗎?***

  爆笑英語對話笑話篇二

  男:I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.***我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。***

  女:I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.***我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。***

  爆笑英語對話笑話篇三

  男:I think I could make you very happy.***我想我能讓你非常快樂。***

  女:Why? Are you leaving?***是嗎?你是說你要離開?***

  爆笑英語對話笑話篇四

  TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

  GEORGE: Here it is!

  TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

  CLASS: George!

  爆笑英語對話笑話篇五

  TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

  ELLEN: I is...

  TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

  ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

  爆笑英語對話笑話篇六

  TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

  CLASS: Big hands!

  爆笑英語對話笑話篇七

  TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

  STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

  TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

  STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

  

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