關於動物的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A little rabbit is running 奔跑的小白兔

　　A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling ajoint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

　　Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his coke, then tosses it and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

　　The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

　　The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

　　The lion answers, "He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's onecstasy!"

　　有一隻小白兔快樂地奔跑在森林中，在路上它碰到一隻正在***的長頸鹿。小白兔看著長頸鹿說道：“長頸鹿我的朋友，你為什麼要做這種事呢?和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你會感覺心情舒暢很多!”長頸鹿看看小白兔，又看看手裡的***煙，把***煙向身後一扔，跟著小白兔在森林中奔跑。

　　後來它們遇到一隻正準備吸食***的大象，小白兔又對大象說：“大象我的朋友，你為什麼要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊。跟我們一起在這片美麗的森林中奔跑吧，你會感覺好很多!”大象看看它們，又看看手中的***，於是把***向身後一扔，跟著小白兔和長頸鹿一起奔跑。

　　後來它們遇到一隻正準備注射***的獅子，小白兔又對獅子說：“獅子我的朋友，你為什麼要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊!跟我們一起在這片陽光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你會感覺如此美好!”

　　獅子看看小白兔，放下手中的針筒，把小白兔猛揍了一頓。長頸鹿和大象被嚇壞了，它們看著獅子問它：“獅子，你為什麼要打小白兔呢?它只是想要幫助我們大家啊!”

　　獅子回答：“這傢伙每次嗑了***就拉著我像白痴一樣在森林裡亂跑!”

　　篇二

　　A tiger caught a Deer.一隻老虎抓到一頭鹿

　　The tiger plans to eat the deer,so the deer screamed:" you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了這頭鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我?”

　　The tiger hesitated,feeling very strange,so he asked the deer:" why can't i eat you?老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,於是問鹿：“為什麼我不能吃你?”

　　The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country,so,no matter what you can't eat me !" 鹿說：“因為我是國家二級保護動物,所以,你無論如何也不能吃了我!”

　　The tiger after hearing what the deer said,laughed and said " haha,then i should really eat you !老虎聽完笑著說：那麼我更應該要吃你了

　　Deer asked :" why " 鹿說：“為什麼?”

　　" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因為我是國家一級動物!”老虎得意地說.

　　篇三

　　Does the dog know the proverb,　too?

　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　狗也知道這個諺語嗎?

　　一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子.

　　“沒有關係,”一位先生說,“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人.’”

　　“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”