很短的英語笑話閱讀大全

　　英語笑話並不是中文笑話的翻版,因為面對同一則笑話,有可能外國人哈哈大笑而中國人卻無動於衷,英語笑話中的幽默其實也是我們融入另一種文化的視窗。下面是小編帶來的很短的英語笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!

　　很短的英語笑話閱讀篇一

　　Running a red light 闖紅燈

　　Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."

　　兩個男人開車前行，路遇一紅燈，司機呼嘯而過。乘客大叫：“嘿!你幹嗎這樣做?”司機說：“別擔心，我兄弟經常這麼幹。”

　　They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt***停***.

　　又遇一紅燈，司機依舊呼嘯而過。乘客顯然憤怒了，威脅說如果下次再闖紅燈他就下車。路遇一綠燈，司機猛踩剎車，車子嘎然而止。

　　The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."

　　乘客迷惑了，問道：“你有病吧?剛才闖了兩個紅燈，現在綠燈了你倒停了。”

　　The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"

　　司機回答：“我兄弟可能會從那邊過來。”

　　很短的英語笑話閱讀篇二

　　They are directly from America 它們是從美國直接帶來的

　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real.

　　一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃檯，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。

　　It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

　　這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。”

　　很短的英語笑話閱讀篇三

　　"Pull over" and "pull-over" 靠邊?套頭衫?

　　A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"

　　警察看到一個女人一邊開車一邊織毛衣。警察走近她，說道：“把車貼邊。”

　　"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"

　　女人說：“不是，是一雙襪子!”

　　Note:

　　pull over 作動詞的時候意思是靠岸、開到路邊;做名詞的時候是套頭衫。

　　很短的英語笑話閱讀篇四

　　Saving Lives

　　At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

　　"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

　　救人

　　在聖路易斯的一所醫學院預科大學，學生必須修一門很難的物理課。一天，教授正在探討一個特別複雜的概念，一個學生粗魯地打斷他的話，問道：“為什麼我們一定要學這種東西?”

　　“為了救人。”教授很快回答，繼續講課。幾分鐘後，那個學生再次大聲堅持：“那麼物理怎麼救人呢?”教授回答：“它通常可以把你這種笨蛋趕出醫學院。”

　　很短的英語笑話閱讀篇五

　　What soldiers?

　　Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.

　　Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?

　　什麼士兵?

　　妻子：親愛的!快看那些士兵，他們看經過的那位漂亮女郎都看得發呆了。

　　丈夫：士兵?什麼士兵?