愚人節最新整人方法的英文版

　　相信每個人都有一套整人的方法，因此在愚人節之前在網路上發了一個帖子，網友們給出了不少的整人方法，最後票選出最具威力的二十個整人方法，在此晒出來和大家一同分享。

　　愚人節整人方法英文版介紹

　　Twenty-bit:

　　After entering the company, everyone pretending like pain, said the company layoffs. Now look at what your colleagues face?

　　第二十位：

　　進入公司後，所有人故作痛苦樣子，說公司要裁員。看看現在你的同事是什麼表情?

　　19th:

　　Call your friend first tie a horse, good posture, his mouth sheets of paper, note that this is exercise our posture before, then you take him from the room changed to another room, everything is ready, you can very frustrating to say the sentence: "!. drastic change Well I was not living, but living stool is so"

　　第十九位：

　　叫你的朋友先扎個馬步，姿勢要正確，嘴裡叼張白紙，注意這是發功前的姿勢，接著你要把他從這個房間變到另一房間，一切準備就緒，你可以很無奈的說上這麼一句話：“大變活人嘛!我是不會了，不過活人大便就是這樣。”

　　Eighteenth-bit:

　　First in the pen on the map, "Balm" and not too much. Then go to one person: Please help me write XX words, I forgot how to write. After he finished with this pen, hand a few fingers naturally Fengyoujing it. Then pretend to care, said: ah! Your right there is a great piece of gum eyes ah. He used his right hand to rub the eye naturally, then ...... a little hard to rub in the right eye when he said he left there gum

　　第十八位：

　　先在鋼筆上圖上“風油精”，不要太多。然後去給一個人：請幫我寫個XX字，我忘了怎麼寫了。他用此鋼筆寫完後，右手幾根手指自然就有風油精了。然後假裝關心的說：啊!你的右眼裡有很大一塊眼屎啊。他自然用右手去揉右眼，然後... ...要狠一點就在他揉右眼時說他左眼也有眼屎.

　　Seventeenth:

　　If you are going to night classes or working at night, two people went to the middle of the night high floor, leaving the later the better, and to wait for the elevator, the elevator door until there are only one or two people, when, just as your friend said: "wow, elevator so crowded, we still walk it. "estimate people inside the elevator might be scared face was turning blue, and if a friend plus a" yes ah, too crowded, "the effect will be doubled.

　　第十七位：

　　如果是晚自習或者上晚班，兩個人晚上去中間偏高的樓層，越晚離開越好，並且要等電梯，等到電梯開門裡面只有一兩個人的時候，就和你朋友說：“哇，電梯這麼擠，我們還是走路吧。”估計電梯裡面的人可能會被嚇的臉都變青了，如果朋友再加一句“是啊，太擠了”，效果會加倍。

　　Sixteenth:

　　Attached to everyone in the classroom shouted three times in English! ! peace war found ***I put the fart***!

　　第十六位：

　　在教室裡對大家連著大喊三聲英文!!peace　war　 found ***屁是我放的*** !

　　Fifteenth place:

　　When you are a person lonely emptiness, pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a small knife it, cut it, cut it, and you will be able to vent their loud roar first: I kill pen, pen to kill me, I kill a pen!

　　第十五位：

　　當你一個人空虛寂寞時，鉛筆也許是你最好的玩物。你可以用小刀割它，削它，砍它，同時你便可以發洩自己，高聲吼首：我殺筆，我殺筆，我殺筆了!

　　Fourteenth place:

　　With sunglasses, holding a stick lit road, pretending to be blind to the beauty coming towards collision, hey hey ...... Tips: Be sure to dress like, or you will be difficult to end.

　　第十四位：

　　帶著墨鏡，拿著一根棍子點著路，假裝成盲人，向迎面走來的美女撞去，嘿嘿嘿嘿......友情提示：一定要裝的像，否則你會很難收場。

　　Thirteenth place:

　　To play people as early as possible ready reserve, weekdays prepare some world-class brand handbags, boxes, etc. ***there is a real better***, then considered quasi shopaholic good support often sit back and wait out the time and place, but inadvertently left escapement with adidas, nike , leaving the right hand ELLE, then took three SPRIT loaded body after look, after greeting Dakan what luck today, these stores play two fold fold, and then describe some Tuomohengfei, doors do not have to squeeze rotten after hurried farewell to the class and did not tell him to put himself back to buying stuff ......

　　第十三位：

　　要耍人趁早作好後備，平日多準備些世界級名牌的手袋，盒子等***有實物更好***，然後算準購物狂好支常出的時間地點守株待兔，同時不經意的左手擒著 adidas, nike，右手挎著ELLE，再拿著三SPRIT裝體經過的樣子，寒暄之後大侃今日何等運氣，這些專賣店打二折三折，再唾沫橫飛地描述一番，門都要擠爛了再不去沒有之類的後急匆匆地告別並告訴他自己回去放東西去搶購……

　　Twelfth place:

　　There is no love around you Zhanxiaopianyi people, you can put a cigarette out tobacco careful, be careful not to break the cigarette paper, then put pepper at the end, put on tobacco collated in a he often went to the place not to let him take control him, you will be spectacular after burning it.

　　第十二位：

　　你的周圍有沒有愛佔小便宜的人，你可以把一隻香菸的菸絲小心的拿出，注意不要把煙紙弄壞，再把辣椒末放入，再放上菸絲整理好，放在一個他經常去的地方讓他自己拿不要管他，燃後你就看好戲吧。

　　Eleventh:

　　I want to use the lovely vegetable garlic, green onions, onions, carrots, etc. made a bouquet gave a cute little boy. Sprinkle a little juice in the best stinky bouquet above. Of course, by a professional lady have sent flowers very formal effect. I would also like to do a big bouquet with bean curd skin greeting cards, top with sauce write my heartfelt greetings.

　　第十一位：

　　我想用大蒜、大蔥、洋蔥、胡蘿蔔等可愛的蔬菜做成一個花束送給一個可愛的小boy。最好在花束上面撒一點臭豆腐汁。當然要由專業的送花小姐很正式的送才有效果。我還要一張大大的豆腐皮做花束附帶的賀卡，上面用醬油寫上我衷心的問候。

　　Tenth:

　　I gave the boy sleeping in the dormitory of a trick: the boy fell asleep after the other, in their sole lightly coated with a little toothpaste, and then a light wind blowing, you will receive unexpected results. However, if they hit you, you do not find me afterwards, oh! Friendly reminder: Non-Friends Do not imitate!

　　第十位：

　　我給在宿舍睡覺的男孩出一招：在其他男孩睡著了以後，在他們的腳底心輕輕的塗一點牙膏，再用輕風吹一吹，會收到意想不到的結果。不過他們要是打你，你可不要找我算帳哦!友情提醒：非好友不要模仿!

　　Ninth place:

　　Take flavored pork, mapo tofu paste or use bottled vegetable stir rice pudding. To bars and other public places, drinking rice pudding drink in the classroom, a person pretending to numerous liquor like vomiting, homeopathy will pour vegetable paste, others quickly pulled out a spoon Mengchi and for enjoyment shape. Bystanders absolutely vomiting.

　　第九位：

　　取魚香肉絲、麻婆豆腐等糊狀菜攪拌裝瓶或直接使用八寶粥。到酒吧等公共場合，喝八寶粥的請在教室裡喝酒，一人裝作不勝酒力嘔吐狀，順勢將菜糊倒出，其他人迅速掏出勺子猛吃，並作享受狀。旁觀者絕對有嘔吐的。

　　Eighth place:

　　The removal of the sandwich sandwich crackers , coated with toothpaste , placed in a conspicuous place , eating while reading their own cookies *** of course, camouflage *** , if it is in the bedroom , someone must be taken in order to strengthen the effect , you can let it eat a cup of boiled water evacuation , to enhance the effect of foaming at the mouth .

　　第八位：　將夾心餅乾去除夾心，塗上牙膏，置於顯眼處，自己邊看書邊吃餅乾***當然是偽裝***，如果是在寢室，一定有人上當，為加強效果，可待其吃下後送白開水一杯，以加強口吐白沫的效果。

　　Seventh place:

　　April Fool's Day to send a message to your female students : I know you talk about hygiene, washing hands after using the toilet every time , but wash it very carefully. Suddenly time you did not wash , I wonder : how did not wash their hands ? Your answer: the I band of paper !

　　第七位：

　　愚人節當天給你的女同學發信息：我知道你講衛生，每次上完廁所都要洗手，而且洗得很仔細。突然一次你沒洗，我很奇怪：怎麼沒洗手?你答曰：這次俺帶紙了!

　　Sixth place :

　　Walking in a tree or telephone pole on both sides of the road *** which often have such campus road *** , suddenly back an upward, cover the face, pretending to be stretched on both sides of the tree invisible thread or wire tripped up face, then bowed his head cautiously , pretending drilled from below past . Then you can look at the people behind how did !

　　第六位：

　　走在一個兩邊有樹或者電線杆的路上***校園裡面經常會有這樣的馬路***，忽然向後一仰頭，捂著臉，假裝被繃在兩邊樹上的看不見的細線或鐵絲絆到了臉上，然後小心翼翼的低下頭，假裝從下面鑽過去。接下來你就可以看著後面的人怎麼幹了!

　　Fifth place:

　　Chat room users complain about : how today's speed so slow to say a word to display a big burst out of their own : ? ! Oh ~ ~ Yeah , I do know a way to speed up the speed , but also old friends a few days ago ? tell my friends: ! say say yourself: ! find that little bit of chassis called reset key , and then press down friends: ! so ...

　　第五位：

　　聊天室裡網友抱怨：怎麼今天網速這麼慢?說一句話好大一陣才能顯示出來!自己：哦~~是嗎?我倒知道一種能加快網速的方法，也是前幾天一個老網友告訴我的!網友：快說快說!自己：找到機箱上那個小一點的名叫reset的鍵，然後按下去!網友：等等...

　　Fourth place:

　　Every ten minutes to each individual company sent an email telling them what you're doing , say, "I'm the bathroom , if you need me, please do not hesitate ."

　　第四位：

　　每隔十分鐘給公司每一個人發一封***，告訴他們你現在正在做什麼，比如說，“我正在衛生間，如果你需要我，請不要客氣。”

　　Third place:

　　Foxmail is open and any fool create a new account , and then open the message store folder, Inbox file its accounts under common cut backup to safe areas *** not easily be found not easily accidentally d *** , then just copy the new builds accounts opened under the Inbox folder households were fools to the common account , and finally back Foxmail, will you just the new account .

　　第三位：

　　開啟被愚者的Foxmail並任意新建一個帳戶，然後開啟存貯郵件的資料夾，將其常用的帳戶下的收件箱檔案剪下備份至安全地帶***不易被發現也不易被誤刪除***，再將剛才新建帳開啟戶下的收件箱檔案複製到被愚者常用帳戶下，最後回到Foxmail，將你剛才新建的帳戶刪除。

　　Second place :

　　Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half , the incorporation of vinegar, soy sauce, salt , mustard and other condiments, a carefully modulated color and smell normal cola . Acquaintance pretended was drinking , and then generously put "Coke" handed to the other party unsuspecting , while thanking the side gulp down , followed frown, then spit mouth . You can also concocted by law , such as mineral water Pour into Erguotou wine, beer go against the point of soapy water , and so on .

　　第二位：

　　買一瓶可樂，喝掉一半後，摻入醋、醬油、鹽、芥茉等佐料，精心調製一份色澤正常的怪味可樂。遇到熟人就裝作正在喝，然後大方地把“可樂”遞上去，對方毫無戒備，一邊道謝一邊大口喝下去，緊接著皺眉頭、張口便吐。你還可以依法炮製，如往礦泉水裡倒入二鍋頭酒，往啤酒裡兌點肥皂水等等。

　　The first one :

　　Pranksters take a length of rope , stopped a pedestrian , asking him to help measure the size. Then took the other end of the rope , turned floor corner , and stopped another pedestrian , followed suit . Then you can go hide in the side to watch . Two people may wait ten minutes, only to see no movement down the rope , go ask the other party to understand , then will find fooled .

　　第一位：

　　惡作劇者拿一截繩子，攔住一位行人，要他幫忙測量一下尺寸。再拿著繩子的另一頭，轉過樓角，又攔住另一位行人，如法炮製。然後你就可以躲在一邊看熱鬧去了。兩頭的人可能會等上十幾分鍾，見沒有動靜才放下繩頭，去找對方問個明白，這時才會發現上當了。

　　Attached to the origins of April Fool's Day :

　　April 1 each year in Western countries folk festival - April Fool's Day ***April Fool's Day***. April Fool's Day originated in France. In 1564 , France was the first to adopt new law in mind , that is now common Gregorian calendar , January 1 as the beginning of the year . But some conservative who still stubbornly in accordance with the lunar calendar April 1 this day to celebrate the New Year. Advocates reform of those old-fashioned people who ridicule big plus in April 1st day they send fake gifts, invited to leave the reception and the Tories cheated called " April Fool " or " bait fish ." Since then people have to fool each other on April 1 , becoming popular custom in France . Early 18th century, the custom spread to England April Fool's Day , followed by Britain's early immigrants to the United States.

　　愚人節整人高招

　　1.牙膏夾心餅

　　把夾心餅拆封，小心地撥開兩片餅乾，去掉原來的夾心，拿出牙膏***最好是黑人牙膏，味道不錯!***擠出適量至餅中，分量隨個人“飲食”習慣，最後加以黏合，儘量做得逼真像樣。你一般根本不用特地使用，只需將之放至明顯處，最好準備幾片原始的夾心餅，一邊吃一邊看電視，自然而然就有人光顧品嚐了。這叫姜太公釣魚，願者上鉤。你也可以主動出擊，到處請人品嚐，雖然其風險性較大，但肯定有不少人中圈套。

　　2.點歌

　　準備好一個飯盆或搪瓷臉盆***其他經打擊後可以發出洪亮、高分貝的物體均可***以及電話。儘量用一種很正式的語調給對方打電話，接通後按照下面的話來說：這裡是音樂電臺，有一位X***可說可不說真實姓***先生/小姐要為Y先生/小姐點一首歌，如果您想聽的話，請撥#號鍵收聽***一般人都會按一下***。謝謝，歌曲是動力火車的《當》，請仔細收聽。然後敲一下事先準備好的打擊物，只敲一下，發出“當”的一聲，在對方未反應過來前，說：謝謝收聽，愚人節快樂，再見!

　　此方法適用於宿舍之間，或可用電話聯絡的好友，最後是較親密的人。另外在打電話過程中千萬不可以笑，以免影響效果和氣氛。

　　3.人工芭比娃娃

　　用大蒜、大蔥、洋蔥、胡蘿蔔等可愛的蔬菜做成一個花束送給一個可愛的小boy。最好在花束上面撒一點臭豆腐汁。當然要由專業的送花小姐很正式的送才有效果。我還要一張大大的豆腐皮做花束附帶的賀卡，上面用醬油寫上我衷心的問候。

　　4.移形換影

　　抓住被愚物件不在電腦旁邊的幾分鐘或者故意將其支開***不會不知道怎麼做吧?***。在Win98/2000下將其所有開啟的視窗最小化並將工作列拖到螢幕上方並隱藏，然後使用PrintScreen鍵捕捉其桌面。開啟“畫圖”程式，按下Ctrl+v貼上剛才所抓圖片，並將其儲存為*.bmp格式。回到桌面，將剛才所儲存的圖片設定為桌面，然後你就會見到啥叫抓狂了...

　　5.硬體大法

　　將被愚者顯示器的對比度調整至最低***以螢幕漆黑為原則***，如此一來，除非對方心細如髮，否則極難發現真正的原因。如果被愚者稍懂硬體知識且又膽大妄為的話，呵呵，那麼你就可以有很大的機會看著其將自己的電腦“大卸八塊”的精彩場景!