伊麗莎白女王被機器人逗樂

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　　Everybody knows that futuristic robots are going to take our jobs. Jobs in food service, farm work, and perhaps most importantly, monarchy.

　　Yes, it’s pretty much a given that a robot will replace the Queen of England one day. And earlier today Queen Elizabeth met one of the robots that will put her out of a job. Just look at that cute wave! It thinks it’s royalty!

　　眾所周知，未來機器人將會取代我們的工作。食品服務業，農業類等工作，或許還有更重要的君主政治工作。

　　沒錯兒，這是個腦洞很大的假設，將來有一天機器人會取代英國女王。今天早些時候，伊麗莎白女王就接見了要讓她下崗的機器人。看那些機器人，動起來真的是萌萌噠~ 簡直就是王室範兒!

　　Queen Elizabeth II is currently on an “official visit” to Germany, which mostly involves getting driven around and looking at stuff while nodding politely. Stuff like robots! And frankly I thought the Queen would be a little more terrified. Only Angela Merkel’s eyes seemed to reveal that she knows full well about the inevitable robot uprising.

　　This will sound like I’m just cozying up to Big Robot, but a robot queen actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Being royalty in the UK is a ceremonial job without any real power. Well, aside from the power to spend a ridiculous amount of money accumulated over generations of spreading the Union Jack around the world. Twenty-first century monarchy was built for robots!

　　英國女王伊麗莎白二世目前正式出訪德國。此次出訪，女王就是這兒轉轉，那兒看看，時不時親切地點點頭。這回女王還參觀了機器人。老實說我覺得女王可能多少有點兒受到驚嚇。但是從安吉拉·默克爾的眼神裡，我們可以看到她是清清楚楚地知道機器人崛起的勢不可擋。

　　這可能聽起來像是我在吹捧大機器人，但是隻要你稍微想一想，機器人女王不是沒有意義的。在英國，王室就是承擔儀式上的工作，而並沒有實權。除了大肆揮霍歷代以來英國征戰世界遍插米字旗所積累下來的財富。二十一世紀王室是為機器人而建的。

　　Does your country need someone to drive around and watch pageants and shake hands with politicians? Robots already do that all the time!

　　It’s really no surprise that Angela Merkel is the one giving Queen Elizabeth a preview of things to come in Berlin. Judging by the countless photos of Merkel in the company of robots, she’s clearly trying to get in good with our future robot overlords.

　　你的國家需要人到處巡遊，出席盛會，並和政治家握手嗎?機器人就一直做著這樣的事情!

　　所以說，安吉拉·默克爾帶著伊麗莎白女王提前觀看柏林未來要出現的事物，這並不出奇。看著這些數不清的默克爾與機器人的合照，我們就知道她是真的很想跟未來的機器人首領搞好關係。