簡單的初二英語手抄報圖畫

　　當代學生學習英語最重要的是要掌握交際能力。如今很多學校會組織做英語手抄報來培養學生對英語的興趣。下面是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡。

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　　簡單的初二英語手抄報的資料：英語笑話

　　The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."　　The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."

　　"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.

　　" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"

　　四位牧師的母親聚到一起談論她們的兒子。“我的兒子是個教士，”第一位母親自豪地說道，“他進入房間，人們都說，‘您好，閣下’。”

　　第二為母親說：“我的兒子是位主教。他進入房間，人們都稱，‘您好，大人’。” “我的兒子是位紅衣主教，”第三位母親接著說，“他走進房間，人們都說，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。”

　　第四位母親略思片刻。“我的兒子身高六英尺十，體重三百磅，”她說，“他要是走入房間，人們都說‘哦，我的上帝’!”

　　簡單的初二英語手抄報的內容：英語故事

　　Three men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Accountant, the second man was a Chemist, the third was a Government Worker.

　　To show off, the Accountant called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 3 equal piles of 4 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

　　But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

　　Then the two men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, peed on the paper, assaulted the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

　　三個男人在吹噓他們的貓有多麼聰明。第一個男人是個會計師，第二個男人是個化學家，第三個則是個公務員。

　　為了炫耀，會計師叫來他的貓，然後說：“Spreadsheet，幹你的活去。”Spreadsheet走進了廚房，拿回來一打曲奇餅乾，再分成3堆，每堆四塊。每個人都覺得乾的很好。

　　但是化學家說他的貓可以做的更好。他叫來他的貓然後說：“Measure，幹你的活去。”Measure起身，走到冰箱那去，拿出來一夸脫牛奶，再從櫥櫃裡拿出一個10盎司的玻璃杯，在裡面準確無誤地倒入了8盎司牛奶，一滴都沒撒。每個人都覺得乾的很好。

　　這三個人對公務員說，“你的貓可以幹什麼?”公務員叫來他的貓然後說：“Coffee break，幹你的活去。”Coffee Break跳到他的腳邊，吃掉了曲奇，喝掉了牛奶，這樣做的時候號稱背受傷了，然後寫了一份委屈的報告說工作環境實在不安全，交給工會後，回家度過了剩下的一天。