短篇英語小笑話短文帶翻譯

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　I Could Do It Slower

　　我可以幹得慢一些

　　Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

　　病人：拔一顆牙收費多少?

　　Dentist: Fifty dollars.

　　牙醫：50美元。

　　Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

　　病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?

　　Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

　　牙醫：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以幹得慢一些。

　　篇二

　　Once a beautiful and dissolute British actress wrote to propose marriage to Bernard Shaw. Shesaid she did not mind Bernard Shaw’s old age and ugliness because he was a genius. And ifthey could combine the beauty of the woman with the talents of the great man，that would begreatly harmonious. “With your wisdom and my appearance，our children must be perfect.”

　　英國有位美貌風流的女演員，曾寫信向肖伯納求婚。她說，因為他是個天才，她不嫌肖伯納年邁醜陋。假如能使女郎的美貌和超人的天才結合，那該是多麼協調啊。“咱們的後代有你的智慧和我的美貌，那一定是十全十美了。”

　　Bernard Shaw answered，in a letter，that her imagination was splendid，“But，what if thechildren take my appearance and your wisdom?”

　　肖伯納給她回了一封信說，她的想象很是美妙，“可是，假如生下的孩子外貌象我，而智慧又象你，那又該怎麼辦呢?”

　　篇三

　　Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

　　“親愛的，”丈夫對妻子說：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”

　　What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

　　“什麼?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是髒的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”

　　I know all that.

　　“這些我全都知道。”

　　Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

　　“那你為什麼還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”

　　Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

　　“因為那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結婚呢。”