適合初中生的英語笑話精選

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。小編整理了適合初中生的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　適合初中生的英語笑話：Vampire bat

　　A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

　　Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

　　He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

　　"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

　　Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

　　Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

　　"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

　　"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

　　"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

　　適合初中生的英語笑話：The Other Side

　　Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

　　One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

　　"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

　　"Not now! I'm eating."

　　"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

　　"No way."

　　"Please. It's urgent."

　　So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaningand panting, and wheezing for air.

　　"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

　　"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."

　　適合初中生的英語笑話：Wittle Wabbit

　　A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

　　And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

　　The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

　　適合初中生的英語笑話：Monkey Organization

　　An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

　　Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

　　The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

　　The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

　　適合初中生的英語笑話：Living with the Wolf Man

　　The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.

　　"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

　　"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.

　　"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down mythroat? Huh?"

　　At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

　　Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."