英語趣味小故事

　　兩個硬幣

　　A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

　　路人甲對路人乙說，"猜猜我兜裡有幾個子兒?"

　　The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

　　路人乙說："我猜對了，你能給我一個不?"

　　The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

　　路人甲說："你要猜對了，我兩個全部給你!"

　　十塊糖

　　Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?”

　　媽媽問兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?”

　　“Ten.” Jim says.

　　“10塊。”吉姆說。

　　“Ten?” Mother asks.

　　“10塊?”媽媽問。

　　“Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”

　　“是的，媽媽。因為4塊在我的肚子裡面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等於10，不對嗎?”

　　貓咪釣魚

　　A cat goes to a river every day. He wants to go fishing. But he can’t catch any fish。

　　一隻貓每天去河邊，他想去釣魚，但是他去釣不到一條。

　　One day, he goes to the river as usual. Suddenly a fish comes out. He catches the fish. He is very happy. He forgets to put the fish in the basket. He dances and sings. He shouts, “I have a fish! I have a fish!” All his friends come to see him。　　一天，他像往常一樣去了河邊。突然一條魚浮出了水面。他捉到了那條魚。他非常開心。他忘記把魚放到籃子裡去了。他又唱又跳，叫道：“我捉到一條魚!我捉到一條魚!”他所有的朋友都過來看。　　“Where is your fish? Let us have a look at it. ” his friends say。　　“你的魚在哪兒?讓我們看一看。”他的朋友們說。　　“It’s there, near the bank。” the cat answers. But he can’t find the fish. When he sings and dances, the fish jumps back into the river。　　“在那兒，河岸附近。”貓回答道。但是他找不到那條魚。當他又唱又跳的時候，魚跳回了河裡。